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"Silver dollar pancake nipples!" Awesome.
4. Considering he always escaped, where did Dr. Claw go at the end of each episode of
Inspector Gadget?
~ I'm pretty sure Dr. Claw went where any self respecting super villain would go
after he was defeated by the voice of Maxwell Smart... Denny's for a Moon Over My
Hammie or possibly IHOP to drown his sorrows in butter pecan. (E)
~ He transforms back into Oprah's va-jay-jay.
Too many Oprah's va-jay-jay jokes right now. They're fine and dandy, but…"defeated
by the voice of Maxwell Smart" is awesome.
5. Imagine you've just discovered that you can teleport. What's the funniest possible
way to use this power?
~ We'd beam a swastika to Bush's forehead during all remaining public/tv
appearances. Sort of like a laser pen, but way funnier.
~ Build a fake teleportation machine and then insist that everybody is just using it
wrong when they can't teleport out of it.(E)
I love that. That made me laugh the hardest so far. Needless pranks are awesome. I've
got nothing against the other answer, but this is perfection.
6. Instead of swimming, biking and running, what other three things could guys do to
prove their manliness in the triathlon?
~ Third leg vaulting, Kill a bum with your mouth, Knitting.(Q)
~ (1)Mud cage fighting that fat chick in the bar who drank way too much after (2)
drinking 99 bottles of beer while playing Halo with 3 friends who lost all there
clothes in a (3) strip sports trivia poker with every playboy bunny.
"Kill a bum with your mouth, knitting." Beautifully constructed.
7. If you were going to name a sports team in Intercourse, Pennsylvania, what would
you name it?
~ The Minutemen. Their biggest rivals would be the Hershey Highwaymen.(E)
~ The Schamokin [PA] Vaginas. [WNBA]