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12. If you lost your predominant arm, what would you do for a living?
~ Drummer for Def Leppard.(Q)
~ Start a Def Leppard cover band.
Uh-oh, almost the same answer…I'll go with the one that suggests you'd just suddenly
be the same person. It's dumb-funnier.
13. Do these melons look ripe to you?
Nice!
~ Funny, your mom asked me the same thing.
~ They're ripe and that corn looks like it's ready to be shucked.(Q)
14. Tears for Fears is mounting a comeback. Rename the group to show the sign of the
times, but keep it in the "----- for ------" format; also, name their co-
headliners/opening act.
~ Dicks for Mouths w/Blink 182 and John Mayer.(Q)
~ Weeping for Peeping with CRASH ANTHEM!!!!!!! OMG!
Dicks for Mouths! That's awesome. Although I love the faux-excitement of the other.
15. Come up with a basic plot for a movie starring Lark Voorhies, Annasophia Robb, and
Edward James Olmos.
~ Lisa Turtle, (lark voorhies) is cast in a new movie version of Miami Vice, starring
Edward James Olmos (as himself). The stress of filming pushes Lisa to a life of
drugs and alcohol. In a brave performance, Annasophia Robb, plays Lisa Turtle's AA
sponsor, and eventual lover.
~ Lark Voorhies plays Douche', a homeless, yet aspiring janitor with terminal colon
polyps. Annasophia Robb is Annabelle Hucklebee. She's Douche's annoying little
bitch of a daughter who thinks it "isn't cool" to live in a dumpster and doesn't really
care about her mom's 'inner ass zits' as she lovingly calls them and whines to
Douche' to get a job on Wall Street. Edward James Olmos plays the supportive
rectal surgeon Carlos El Brownstone who befriends the family and helps to save a
life - and a phat ass This was tough. They're both real good, but the second one
kept hitting me with curveballs as I read it.
16. There's a new dance fad in Miami involving water. Can you coin a clever name for