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do that with his last post, and for that, he has been sacked. Oh, and this is Kelly.
Second, Brienne, you were too late with your Team Norf. To clean up the shitstorm that you left
by not naming your team in time, you are henceforth known as "The Quilted Northerns." As for
the Brown Street Elite, we're putting "East" into your name by making it "The Brown Street East-
lite." You're welcome!
Okay then, here is the challenge (for those waiting for the Naked Photo Shoot, it doesn't open the
game. Sorry!). These will be scored by Ryan and I on the morning of Wednesday, July 11th,
so you'll probably want them in the night before, as we both tend to wake up early.
Challenge One: Autobituary
That's right--the bad news at the beginning of SurvivalSpace is that you're dead. The good news:
you're all writing your own obituaries.
Each person on each team will write their own obituary, complete with where, when, and how, and
include a (short) life story (or career story, whatever). You can make yourself die whenever you
want in the near or distant future, young or old. The main point is this: just amuse us.
For this first challenge, here are the at-random matchups:
QUILTED NORTHERNS vs. BROWN STREET EAST-LITE (Kelly judges)
BEST WESTERNS vs. ENIGMATIC SOUTHERN GENTLEMEN (Ryan judges)
For those of you worried that you don't know the person judging you very well or at all, bear in
mind that we have similar senses of humor. For those of you who don't know either of us, we like
everything from idiotic lowbrow stuff to sharp, biting wit.
I should probably set a word limit on these, so let's go with 300. But honestly, you don't need to
worry about getting close to that number, unless you have enough good material to get there.
Each individual should send their obituary as a message to SurvivalSpace. Normally we won't
want to know whose challenge we're scoring, but with these being autobiographical, it's
inevitable. We'll basically score each one from one to three points in two different categories:
*How it happened (in addition to being funny, it'll help if nobody else has anything similar)
*Your life story/background
So your challenge can score up to six points. But here's where you should swat the asses of your
teammates: anyone who doesn't do one will get negative two points. Trust me, someone blows
it every year. See that it isn't you, okay? Besides, who wouldn't want to decide their own death?
After we score each person, the scores will be added together for each team. The two teams who
lose their matchup will be asked to vote one of their teammates out of the game (at this early