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*Really, what a question. We all know the men are looking at porn online and this is just something they minimize and use<br />

as an excuse when their mothers come in and call them to dinner.<br />

*We're really all women using guy's profiles.<br />

That's right ladies, we're all women… deep inside. Point: Best Westerns<br />

18. (R) In a cage match with Dom Deluise, Rachael Ray, Wolfgang Puck and Harry Connick, Jr., who would win and why?<br />

*Dom Deluise, if he starved himself for 7 hours and resulted to cannibalism<br />

*Harry would lull them all to sleep with one of his croony ballads and then slit their throats with some piano wire<br />

Harry is known as a stealth assassin other places in the world. I'm just surprised that America doesn't know it yet. Point:<br />

Best Westerns<br />

19. (K) If you could clone any one thing, what would you start with?<br />

*My keys.<br />

*Freud- Diagnose us all now BUDDY!<br />

I've never lost my keys, but if I did I'm sure I'd want another set. And rather than go to Menard's or Ace Hardware, I'm sure<br />

it'd be easier to clone them. Point: Best Westerns<br />

20. (R) Rename the Hot Dog Eating Championship of the World.<br />

*Face Full of Frank Festival... it is often confused as a theme party during Pride week.<br />

*The Intergalactic Sausage Fest.<br />

Face full of Frank? I don't even know a guy named Frank. But still a terrific answer. Point: Best Westerns<br />

21. (K) Name your breasts.<br />

*I don't have breasts, I have moobs (man-boobs), so Moob Left and Moob Right.<br />

*Lucy and Ethel -- these girls are always getting themselves into sticky situations<br />

Oooo… how may I meet Lucy and Ethel? Point: Best Westerns<br />

That is the jist of it. It was a valiant effort for everyone involved. I think next time we run this challenge,

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