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We love you mawk.
Mawk, did you try and sabotage your own obituary? The lines were all ripped off of
awesome late 90's rap, which I love. Mawk, Mawk, Mawk. I guess we didn't have any
rules against plagiarism in this round, so… I'll give it a 3 for death, because it was
funny, and a 1 for life story. Still a valiant effort.
Total: 4
~Our friend from another end, Mr. North Dakota himself, Blair!
Blair Ross
1979-2007
Authorities were called to a south Fargo apartment early in the morning on
Monday, July 9th, on a noise complaint. The apartment was forcefully entered to
the unsuspecting police officers' collective dismay. Apparently police entered the
premises only to find a young man's corpse and the gruesome scene he left behind.
Blair Ross, 27 years old, had taken his own life with a shotgun to the face. In what
authorities say was a disturbing touch, Ross had set the song "What a Wonderful
World" by Louis Armstrong on repeat and at full volume. Officers exited the scene
with tears in their eyes and later commented that they were uncertain whether it
was the tragic suicide or the beautiful song lyrics that were responsible for the
emotional display. Oh, and it was also reported that a bloody blanket and teddy
bear were found on the floor near the weapon.
Ross was well known for his..... oh, fuck it, everyone who knew him knows all he
did was take acid and go to concerts.
Family members of Ross believe his suicide was due to the fact that he'd recently
viewed Fox News accidentally, and was reminded that George W. Bush is still
president.
Nice. Simple. The scene set at the into was quite nice and did make me chuckle. I
wish that you would have elaborated a bit on some of the life's goings on. Honestly,
that's all I did up until I was 23. I score it a 3 for your death because of your Louie
Armstrong placement and a 1 for life story. I think he just forgot the details of his life
due to the acid.
Total: 4
~I heard that Jason had a hard time doing this challenge, let's give him some applause.