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The laughable stories collected by Mâr Gregory John Bar Hebræ

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96 THE LAUGHABLE STORIES OF BAR-HEBR/EUS.<br />

it and brought it to him, he took the picture and placed<br />

it on the cushion {or pillow) and said to the philosophers<br />

who were able to read characters in faces, "What<br />

"say ye of the man who hath such features as these?"<br />

And they said to him, "<strong>The</strong>re is no need for us to<br />

"tell thee anything about his features, for inasmuch as<br />

"thou hast placed him on thy pillow, he will in very<br />

"truth reign in thy room." And thus it happened.<br />

CCCLXXXIX. Another king gathered together his<br />

troops and went forth to make war against his adversary,<br />

and as they were passing <strong>by</strong> a certain village<br />

they saw two rams fighting and their owners came<br />

and each took his own ram, and they went away. And<br />

a wise man said to the king, "Thou wilt neither con-<br />

"quer nor be conquered, but even as thou art, so wilt<br />

"thou return." And it came to pass that when they had<br />

marched for a few days, a certain report came to the<br />

king, and he went back to his own country.<br />

CCCXC. A certain man asked a fortune-teller about<br />

a relative of his who had gone to a far country, and<br />

of whom for a long time he had heard no news. And<br />

it came to pass that whilst they were in the midst of<br />

the narrative behold a dead man passed <strong>by</strong>, being<br />

carried on his way to be buried; and his hand was<br />

upon his breast. And the fortune-teller said, "He<br />

"about whom thou askest is dead," whereupon his<br />

disciple said to him, "He is not dead, for the dead<br />

"man who hath his hand on his breast indicateth that<br />

"it is the dead man himself who is dead and not any one<br />

"else." And after some time he that had gone away<br />

returned.<br />

CCCXCI. <strong>The</strong>y say that in a certain village a troop<br />

of devils appeared in the form of men, and they said

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