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The laughable stories collected by Mâr Gregory John Bar Hebræ

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STORIES OF MEN WHO FOLLOWED DESPISED HANDICRAFTS.<br />

CCCCLXIX. A certain man came to a barber and<br />

said to him, "Shave my head for me and take heed<br />

"that thou handle the razor skilfully. Be careful of my<br />

"ears and do not gash me, and do not leave a hair any-<br />

"where." <strong>The</strong> barber said to him, "Rest assured that<br />

"I will shave thy head as thou commandest me, and I<br />

"will do so in such a way that everyone who seeth it<br />

"shall wish to stroke it with his hand."<br />

CCCCLXX. A certain weaver came to<br />

a judge and<br />

asked him, saying, "If a judicial case required men<br />

"(i. e., witnesses) and people asked me to come to bear<br />

"witness before thee on a certain matter, wouldst thou<br />

"receive my testimony?" <strong>The</strong> judge replied to him,<br />

"Yes, if it were accompanied <strong>by</strong> that of three other<br />

"trustworthy witnesses." And the weaver said to him,<br />

"Well and good, I will tell these three witnesses that<br />

"they may be ready beforehand, and then, [when] they<br />

"let me know, I will come."<br />

CCCCLXXI. Another weaver wished to prophesy,<br />

and when certain folk said to him, "No one ever saw<br />

"a prophet who was a weaver," he replied, "Shepherds,<br />

"in spite of their exceedingly great simplicity, have been<br />

"employed as prophets, but weavers have never been<br />

"so<br />

employed."

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