Issue #20 (2011) PDF - myweb - Long Island University
Issue #20 (2011) PDF - myweb - Long Island University
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―You know what she said it was Stress pains.‖<br />
―Well, of course you‘re stressed,‖ she yelled from behind a cabinet. ―You‘re having a stroke<br />
for God‘s sake!‖<br />
―The muscles in my neck were so tight from stress that they were pinching my ulnar nerve<br />
and that was the pain in my arms. Nerve pain. It‘s really a terrible pain, I don‘t know how these<br />
Lupus people live with it.‖<br />
―Oh, I know. Lupus is horrible.‖ She sat down and lit up. ―They say it can come on at any<br />
age, a flare up, like Crohn‘s Disease. Jesus, don‘t even get me started on Crohn‘s!‖<br />
―Or schizophrenia,‖ I added. ―That doesn‘t start till your twenties, and then just like that.<br />
Like a switch in your brain. One minute you‘re normal –‖<br />
―You‘d tell me if I was crazy right Because they say crazy people never know they‘re crazy.‖<br />
―Of course I‘d tell you.‖ I buried my face in a tube of smoke.<br />
―Good. I would tell you too.‖<br />
_ _ _<br />
Once the bong was kicked I slipped into the hallway and bumped into Kat‘s neighbor who<br />
smiled at me from behind his wire-rimmed glasses.<br />
―I‘m Joe,‖ he said in the elevator, but I already knew his name. Kat had told me about him.<br />
―I know,‖ I said.<br />
He smiled like he‘d missed the joke.<br />
We said goodbye at the door but then we both turned right. I sped up to create some<br />
distance. It was awkward for a few blocks until he ran up next to me.<br />
―Are you front following me‖ He asked.<br />
―What‖<br />
―You‘re front following me. It‘s when you follow someone who‘s behind you so it doesn‘t<br />
look suspicious.‖<br />
―How do you follow someone who‘s behind you‖<br />
―You just sense where they are, body heat and motion and stuff.‖<br />
―What if they turn‖<br />
―A good front follower can anticipate a turn.‖<br />
―Is this something you do on a regular basis‖<br />
―I don‘t do it. I just know about it. You were the one doing it.‖<br />
―Well, I‘ve never heard of it so I doubt I was doing it. I didn‘t even know you were behind<br />
me,‖ I lied.<br />
He laughed a bit too hard.―Where are you headed this evening‖<br />
―The grocery store,‖ I admitted.<br />
―Me too.‖<br />
―So, you‘re a liar‖<br />
He laughed again. His throat exposed looked like a dancer‘s spine.<br />
We walked down the aisles together in silence. I felt like I should be making conversation<br />
but I was buzzed and wanted to concentrate on my grocery list. I could hear a florescent bulb<br />
flickering and I started to wish Joe hadn‘t come.<br />
―Yum pickles,‖ he said. He was examining everything I put in my cart. It was weird.<br />
―I prefer Oreos,‖ he said when he saw me considering a package of Chips Ahoy. He didn‘t<br />
seem to be doing much shopping.<br />
―You don‘t seem to be doing much shopping,‖ I said.<br />
―No, just had to pick up a couple of things.‖ He reached for a pack of Charmin and grinned.<br />
In the cereal aisle I read the nutrition facts on a box of Smart Start. He came up behind me<br />
and read over my shoulder. I wished he would just grab my tits or something but he had his hands<br />
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