Issue #20 (2011) PDF - myweb - Long Island University
Issue #20 (2011) PDF - myweb - Long Island University
Issue #20 (2011) PDF - myweb - Long Island University
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Anna Lindwasser<br />
BIRTHDAY<br />
sometimes i say it's my birthday.<br />
sometimes once a month.<br />
twice a month.<br />
twice a week.<br />
fourteen times a day last time and it wasn't even true.<br />
i say it to different people so<br />
it's not like they catch on or anything.<br />
it's not a big deal.<br />
i just want it to be my birthday,<br />
because then maybe someone would pay attention to me and i…well nobody really does because…it<br />
doesn't really matter if i'm there so…it's not like anybody notices.<br />
i calculated it. i have a lot of time to do those things.<br />
i'll be 436 years old the next time i tell you it's my birthday.<br />
i usually don't bother the same person with my birthday again and again but.<br />
i want to see if you can catch me.<br />
if you'll ask me, ―lily wasn't it your birthday like a week ago don't you remember i brought you that<br />
cupcake‖<br />
you didn't really bring me a cupcake.<br />
you had about five of them mashed up in your bag from your birthday, so you could've. easily.<br />
you don't even like cupcakes.<br />
but you did say happy birthday. you did ask how it felt to be fifteen. this year i'm really going to be<br />
sixteen but…it's the thought that counts. i'm a little person, so I can see why you though that i was<br />
younger than you.<br />
still, if you ever paid any attention to me you'd know i couldn't possibly be any of the ages that you<br />
think i am. i feel closer to 436 than fifteen.<br />
so.<br />
are you going to remember<br />
are you going to realize i've done nothing but lie to you for every minute that i've known you, that<br />
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