Issue #20 (2011) PDF - myweb - Long Island University
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―You got a woman‖ he said looking at the strings.<br />
―I have many women,‖ I had said laughing and downed my beer.<br />
I had looked at his face behind the bottom of the beer bottle that I was holding next to my<br />
mouth. He wasn‘t laughing.<br />
―Many women equals to no women. You‘ll end up lonely‖ he said seriously. He looked like<br />
he pitied me. It was an awkward moment. He hadn‘t seemed like the type that would care. I had<br />
never seen him with any women. Then he pulled out his wallet and shown me the pictures of his<br />
fourteen years old girl and twelve years old son. He had been married for sixteen years. We didn't<br />
talk much that night. I left his apartment after eight beers because he kindly told me his wife and<br />
children would be back from their visit from the auntie‘s any time. He picked up the beer cans and<br />
put them in a trash bag. Then he called for a cab for me and punched me in the shoulder for<br />
goodbye. We were friends.<br />
As I was listening to her feet touch the ground gently, I thought of the day we met. I had<br />
been attending to the Basement Project meetings about a month or two perhaps when I saw her<br />
sitting in the front row. She didn‘t talk to anyone and looked at the curtain as if someone in the<br />
movie was getting hurt which was true, actually. Since Paul had strict rules about approaching the<br />
female members I waited until the film was over to talk to her. She told me she was a writer and<br />
doing her master‘s thesis on pornography. I told her I was a writer too. I had been writing screen<br />
plays and working on a collection of short stories. ―Interesting,‖ she said with an uninterested voice.<br />
We went to an Indian restaurant in the city on our first date. The place had a heavy curry<br />
smell, of course. I wasn‘t a fan of spicy food but she had told me she liked Indian cuisine, so I took<br />
her there. We talked about movies and books. She said Charles Bukowski‘s arrogance annoyed her<br />
that was why she liked him. She worshiped Kafka. She had been working on a children‘s book. We<br />
drank wine. She kept touching her hair which might mean she was bored or she liked me. I regretted<br />
not reading the article in one of Paul‘s magazines about how to know that chicks like you by reading<br />
their body language. Her blushed cheeks told me that she liked me then I remembered it was so hot<br />
inside the restaurant and we were eating spicy food. She took off her scarf. Her neck was beautiful,<br />
probably her most beautiful feature. She had olive complexion and dark blonde locks falling on her<br />
shoulders. Her neck looked like unearthed treasure. It was hard to tell if she liked me. I was<br />
spending my last fifty dollars on that dinner and I had spent all day cleaning my apartment. She<br />
better fucking like me, I thought when she reached for naan and dipped it in the chicken masala.<br />
Her funny accent sounded even funnier when she got drunk. It was hard to understand what<br />
she was saying. She occasionally started a sentence in her native language and switched to English<br />
by the end of the sentence.<br />
―You will rescue me from my loneliness, right She said gulping the wine in her glass. She<br />
didn‘t look at my face. She was staring at somewhere between the tandoori chicken and salad plates.<br />
I hesitated for a moment. Was she talking to me or the tandoori chicken There was a pause.<br />
―I think you should have more food.‖<br />
She frowned and poured some more wine in her glass.<br />
―I'll be worthy right Only when you realize the gem I am‖ she said stabbing a piece of<br />
chicken. Her hand holding the fork was jittery.<br />
―We are just having dinner, for God‘s sake!‖ Now, I was looking at the plates too. For a<br />
moment, I thought of excusing myself to go to the bathroom, then asking for the check, and calling<br />
for two cabs to go in different directions. That would be it. I don‘t need this. I can go home and jerk<br />
off. What the fuck is wrong with women You take one out for dinner and the wedding bells start<br />
ringing in their heads. If only some men had pussies, the world would have been a nicer place, I<br />
thought. The restaurant was very hot. We had been sitting there for hours. My butt was hurting. The<br />
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