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Issue #20 (2011) PDF - myweb - Long Island University

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Wayne Berninger<br />

GUESS WHO I CUT IN TWO LAST NIGHT<br />

my best friend is to all-natural & naked as the day she was born as lead or mercury or cadmium is to<br />

super-genius & sight for sore eyes is to home-cooked meal as howling wind is to good music for sex<br />

& music to the ear is to deliquescence as codependent is to an embarrassment of witches &<br />

pickpocket is to fictional cave monster as graduation with honors is to larger than life deep sea<br />

creature & overflowing bathtub is to frantic whistling as benevolent rule is to rich farmland & cornfed<br />

corporal is to the successful prosecution of arctic warfare as late night backrub is to the<br />

recharging of dead batteries & the setting of a kitchen match to dry paper is to tickertape parade as<br />

pay raise is to a night alone in the crow‘s nest & rock the boat is to hair grease as overplayed power<br />

ballad is to lifeguard station & suntan lotion is to the impending argument as the old man‘s car horn<br />

is to surprise company for dinner & spare the rod is to prison camp as good character & competitive<br />

nature is to seaworthy vessel & duty upon same<br />

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