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No Business Like Showbiz / Chap. 13 p. 116<br />

could you ever believe <strong>NASA</strong> when they told you (before the Pad 34 cremation) that an<br />

oxygen fire could be quickly vented to space<br />

Not to be scatological, but that scenario is so much bovine fecal matter. I used to scuba<br />

dive and know that a man breathes a bit less than 72 cubic feet of air an hour in shallow<br />

water. Four-fifths of that is nitrogen which wasn't carried to the Moon. That leaves us with<br />

about 15 cubic feet of exhalation per hour per astro-not. In two hours that would be a grand<br />

total of 60-cubic feet of free air. This is the volume of a box that is 4 feet on each edge, or a<br />

big balloon a little over 3 feet in diameter. Not very much gas to worry about is it<br />

But they had to contend with even less than that because they had lithium hydroxide<br />

canisters which removed the carbon dioxide from the used oxygen so that it could be rebreathed.<br />

The space suits must have released little or nothing in the waste gas department,<br />

else we would have seen the water vapor in the exhausted gas periodically explode out from<br />

the suit into the zero pressure of space. Had that happened in real space, that water would<br />

have flashed into ice crystals as they were ejected, making a splendid showy snow.<br />

Collins tells about such a show. "After breakfast I hook a full urine bag to the overboard<br />

dump and am rewarded with the usual snowstorm of escaping white particles. The<br />

constellation "Urion," as Wally Schirra has dubbed it, is formed by the instantaneous<br />

freezing of the urine stream as it reaches the vacuum of space and breaks into thousands of<br />

individual miniature spheres." 18<br />

And even if they weren't scrubbing the gases on the LEM, the amount of gas we are<br />

talking about here would have passed through a pin hole in two hours. This is another<br />

whopper that Burger King had no part in creating! Here on Earth when we blow up balloons,<br />

they have a quantity of air at about a half a pound positive pressure. What happens when we<br />

let go of the narrow neck PSSSSSSSSS and all the air is gone. In space and on the Moon<br />

they use oxygen at 5.2 pounds positive pressure and they are trying to tell us that<br />

PSSSSSSSSS no longer works. Look how much air a leaf blower moves and its working<br />

pressure is less than a half pound over atmospheric.<br />

We read about how the Apollo 12's Lander almost dropped into the crater that held the<br />

Surveyor III. What was the only thing that prevented disaster "The Right Stuff! The LEM<br />

was maneuvered safely to the far rim of the crater and teeter-tottered almost toppling over<br />

the rim. But our heroes' luck held and it settled down safely. The TV audience watching that<br />

exciting mission was small. The TV coverage was still superlatively lousy, so many people<br />

opted for the Ed Sullivan Show instead.<br />

Before we proceed to the Apollo 13 episode of the space opera, we shall break in order<br />

to introduce the subject of the thermal roll. At the beginning of the Mercury program <strong>NASA</strong><br />

found that the heat shields would crack if left too long in the cold of space. So Joe Shea,<br />

<strong>NASA</strong>'s chief administrator, asked a pregnant question. "Shea asked how long it took for the<br />

heat shield to cool down to the point where problems began. The answer was about thirteen<br />

hours. So why did the spacecraft have to to stay in the same attitude for that long Why<br />

couldn't it rotate, so the heat shield would remain nice and warm all the time And that was<br />

the origin of what came to be known as the "barbecue" mode, or passive thermal control<br />

(P.T.C.), in which the space craft rotated once an hour all the way out to the Moon and<br />

back." 19 My question is why didn't they point the shield directly<br />

<strong>NASA</strong> MOONED AMERICA! / <strong>Rene</strong>

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