Rene-NASA-Mooned-America
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No Business Like Showbiz / Chap. 13 p. 119<br />
'That looks like a slice to me, Al,' teased CAPCOM Haise."" 28<br />
Simple enough. A man sees a chance to make golf history with the whole world watching,<br />
even though he slices the ball. To dissect this absurdity I need digress again. When I<br />
was a kid I was able to see patrolling dragonflies snatch mosquitoes from the air. They never<br />
miss. When they dip, another bug is gobbled. I like dragon flies because I hate mosquitoes. I<br />
mention this only to show how good my eyes were. Rest assured that in playing baseball I<br />
knew a curve ball when I saw one.<br />
So, when I was in high school taking physics from the school's (least athletic) teacher, he<br />
told us that a curve ball was a no-such. I took most of his teaching like a man. I didn't snivel<br />
when he said Einstein informed us that star travel could never be; I didn't even make much<br />
of a fuss when he lied about the no-suchness of giant squid. But this time he had gone too<br />
far. I saw balls curve.<br />
Yet, nothing a kid could say would shake him from the vows he took when they handed<br />
him his degree and he swore to defend modern science; to never believe in the unexplainable<br />
which is defined as anything not printed as acceptable in the current physics theories. Years<br />
later, of course, physics bent just a bit and they finally admitted that a ball could curve just<br />
as baseball players knew all along. They went on to add that it curved because of Bernoulli's<br />
Principal.<br />
A rotating ball induces unequal air flow over the ball's surface. This creates unequal<br />
pressures on opposite sides of the ball, which is then push-pulled from its straight inertial<br />
path. The magic word is air. Without air there would be no Bernoulli's Principal. Without air<br />
that ball, whether rotating or not, could only obey Newton's first law which simply and<br />
clearly states, a body in motion tends to remain in motion.<br />
No one has really worked out all the physics of curving baseballs, yet, nor golf's hooks<br />
and slices. Golf balls are dimpled, for example, to make a rough surface — which makes for<br />
more turbulence, which supposedly counteracts Bernoulli's Principal. Nonetheless, you can't<br />
throw a curve, or slice a golf ball, without an atmosphere. In early June 1994, Shepard was<br />
on a Washington DC radio station and he now claims that he "shanked" that ball because a<br />
ball can't curve in a vacuum. Since the camera was stationary a shank would have exited the<br />
camera's field of view almost immediately. A shank is when the ball skids sideways off the<br />
face of the club.<br />
Al, everybody saw it slice on that original tape. If there was air on the Moon why didn't<br />
you tell us If there isn't and that ball was shanked as you claim, then we all need glasses<br />
with very thick lenses. Or is it that the tape, your report, and the mission were all simulated<br />
Note: that statement was made years ago. Since then, some <strong>NASA</strong> video footage (with<br />
sound) has surfaced (made in low Earth orbit) and dated July 17, 1969, when they were<br />
supposed to be halfway to the Moon, shows the Apollo 11 clowns faking pictures of a<br />
receeding Earth by blacking out the ship and moving the camera further from the port hole<br />
thus "proving" they were actually going to the Moon!<br />
<strong>NASA</strong> MOONED AMERICA! / <strong>Rene</strong>