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Mass Murder or Utter Stupidity / Chap. 6 p. 41<br />

but what could they do about solar flares during the rest of the trip to the Moon If we didn't<br />

go to the Moon, why didn't the Soviets, our arch enemies, rat us out<br />

Something rang a bell as I thought about this. About the time we were fighting communism<br />

in Vietnam, and other countries in southeast Asia, we began selling wheat by the<br />

megaton at an ultra-cheap price to the Soviet Union (later to be called the Evil Empire)<br />

wheat by the megaton at an ultra-cheap price. On July 8, 1972 our government shocked the<br />

entire world by announcing that we would sell about one quarter of our entire crop of wheat<br />

to the Soviets at a fixed price of $ 1.63 per bushel. According to these sources we were about<br />

to produce another bumper crop while their crop would be 10 to 20 percent less. The market<br />

price at the time of the announcement was $ 1.50 but immediately soared to a new high of<br />

$2.44 a bushel. 8<br />

Guess who paid the 91 cents difference in price for the Soviets Our bread prices and<br />

meat prices were immediately inflated, reflecting the suddenly diminished supply. It was the<br />

beginning of the high inflation of the '70s. Now, how much did the Moon cost us Would<br />

our government be a party to blackmail Nah!<br />

However, if <strong>NASA</strong> knew that Kennedy's dream was impossible in the timeframe given,<br />

they should have reported this to the President. We are "civilized" now and no longer cut off<br />

the right arm of the messenger who brings bad news. Now we cut off budgets! That's safer<br />

for the messenger but fatal to the bureaucracy in question.<br />

<strong>NASA</strong> must have decided that if they couldn't make it they would fake it. Big bucks<br />

were at stake here, to say nothing of <strong>America</strong>n prestige. Those bucks, properly funneled,<br />

would buy a lot of Southeast Asia, at least for awhile. And with proper prestidigitation, some<br />

of same could wind up in numbered accounts handled either by the "gnomes of Zurich" or<br />

offshore Caribbean banks.<br />

<strong>NASA</strong>'s Other Problem<br />

<strong>NASA</strong>'s second problem was magnified as a result of the first. If they were really going<br />

to land on the Moon they would have to be able to take great quantities of real photos and<br />

pick up genuine Moon rocks. Such pictures should include the Earth rising or setting against<br />

a background of a bona fide starry sky.<br />

However, if they weren't actually going to the Moon, the evidence would have to be<br />

synthesized. Credible proof was vital to the continued high rate of funding and to <strong>NASA</strong>'s<br />

very survival. <strong>NASA</strong>'s labs could create "Moon rocks" to the specifications of an educated,<br />

or rather an expected, guess that would pass any inspection, because there wasn't anything<br />

else to compare them to.<br />

Or they could have used rock samples picked up in Antarctica during the intensive<br />

exploration of that continent during the International Geophysical Year in 1957, when that<br />

continent was extensively explored. Werner Von Braun had Antarctic rocks shipped to<br />

<strong>NASA</strong>. Any strange rock would do if there were no fossils in it. These rocks could be slowly<br />

doled out, but only to those geologists who could be counted on to agree with anything the<br />

government said. Much of academia can be relied on to do just that!<br />

<strong>NASA</strong> MOONED AMERICA! / <strong>Rene</strong>

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