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The Health bulletin [serial] - University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill

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• getTHE HEALTH BULLETIN. 217the care and feeding <strong>of</strong> babies send apostcard to the Board and the desiredliter<strong>at</strong>ure will go forward.LET PATENT MEDICINESALONE1. <strong>The</strong>re may be any one <strong>of</strong> a hundredthings the m<strong>at</strong>ter with you. Youcan't tell which trouble you have.try a negro conjure doctor than take aconcoction <strong>of</strong> drugs prepared by a manwho probably has no medical training,has never seen you, knows nothing<strong>of</strong> your case, and whose mixturehas ninety-nine chances <strong>of</strong> missingyou to one <strong>of</strong> hitting. <strong>The</strong> negro conjuredoctor will <strong>at</strong> least do you noharm; the p<strong>at</strong>ent medicine almost certainlywill. Progressive Farmer,2. <strong>The</strong>re are a hundred different concoctionsadvertised. You can't tellwhich one you need. This again isguess work—mere guess work whenlife and health are in the balance.3. In either case, if you guess wrong,positive injury is done; for any medicinestrong enough to do good workwhen needed will do harm when notneeded.4. A remedy useful in one stage <strong>of</strong> adisease may be positively injurious <strong>at</strong>some other stage <strong>of</strong> th<strong>at</strong> disease. Withthe p<strong>at</strong>ent medicine there is no discrimin<strong>at</strong>ion.5. Because you get well after using acertain prepar<strong>at</strong>ion is no reason youwell because <strong>of</strong> it. When you aresick there are fifty chances to one th<strong>at</strong>you will get well anyhow, and if youtake a p<strong>at</strong>ent medicine, the chancesare th<strong>at</strong> you recover in spite <strong>of</strong> takingit, and not because <strong>of</strong> taking it.6. <strong>The</strong> recuper<strong>at</strong>ive powers in thebody—the n<strong>at</strong>ural tendency to throw<strong>of</strong>f disease, readjust our physical machinery,and get things back in goodUNCLE WALT ON THE EARLYFLY<strong>The</strong> early fly's the one to sw<strong>at</strong>. Itcomes before the we<strong>at</strong>her's hot, andsits around and files its legs, and lays<strong>at</strong> least ten million eggs, and everyegg will bring a fly to drive us crazyby and by. Oh, every fly th<strong>at</strong> skipsour sw<strong>at</strong>ters will have five million sonsand daughters, and countless first andsecond cousins, and aunts and uncles,scores <strong>of</strong> dozens, and fifty-seven billionnieces; so knock the blamed thingall to pieces. And every niece and everyaunt—unless we sw<strong>at</strong> them sothey can't—will lay enough dcdgastedeggs to fill up ten five-gallon kegs,and all these eggs, ere summer hies,will bring forth twenty trillion flies.And thus it goes, an endless chain, soall our sw<strong>at</strong>ting is in vain unless we doth<strong>at</strong> sw<strong>at</strong>ting soon, in Maytime and inearly June. So, men and brothers, letus rise, gird up our loins and sw<strong>at</strong> theflies! And sisters, leave your cozybowers where you have wasted goldenhours; with ardor in your souls andeyes, roll up your sleeves and sw<strong>at</strong> theflies! Walt Mason..order—these are your gre<strong>at</strong>est helpsin getting well again, and a drugwhich is not needed by your systemhinders and checks these recuper<strong>at</strong>ivepowers—and if you use p<strong>at</strong>ent medicine,there are a hundred chances toone th<strong>at</strong> you will get a drug th<strong>at</strong> 's notneeded for your particular malady andyour particular stage <strong>of</strong> th<strong>at</strong> malady.7. Right living will make it unnecessaryto drug yourself except <strong>at</strong> veryrare intervals, but if you do get sickenough to really need tre<strong>at</strong>ment, betterAn average <strong>of</strong> six months' tre<strong>at</strong>mentwill cure four-fifths <strong>of</strong> the early cases<strong>of</strong> tuberculosis. Th<strong>at</strong> costs only $180<strong>at</strong> the St<strong>at</strong>e San<strong>at</strong>orium for the Tre<strong>at</strong>ment<strong>of</strong> Tuberculosis. St<strong>at</strong>istics showth<strong>at</strong> the value <strong>of</strong> the average personcured <strong>of</strong> tuberculosis is $7,000. Apretty good investment, is it not?

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