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In Over Her Head by Elsie Russell - Parnasse.com

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They worked into the night tightening and tuning and smoking.<br />

He tried to sight read the Francesco Canova da Milano, but was too<br />

stoned to concentrate." Another time, I will serenade you."<br />

At the bottom of the stairs the next morning, Penny collided<br />

into a strange woman only to find it was Beatrice sporting a spiffy new<br />

hair cut with short hipster bangs her still firm derriere poured into skintight<br />

slacks. Outside the grand entrance in the gravel driveway idled a<br />

brand new Carrera convertible, top down, even though it was past<br />

Thanksgiving and drizzling. She must have pulled some strings to get<br />

her driving permit back.<br />

<strong>In</strong> spite of her immortality regimen of raw greens and<br />

mushrooms, colonics at the homoepath's clinic and daily breathing<br />

exercises, Ula looked much older than Beatrice. She was beyond any<br />

shadow of a doubt anorexic now. She was almost beyond having a<br />

shadow.<br />

But Penny was wrong to think Ula was fading into a<br />

dreamworld of her own making. <strong>In</strong>side the dance studio things were far<br />

from dreamy.<br />

Penny came out of the solarium after her morning run of scales.<br />

Passing <strong>by</strong> the red room saw him, in his sweaty dance rags, pouring<br />

himself something at the bar. It wasn't even ten o'clock in the morning.<br />

She walked in, he had his back to her, his hand in the ice bucket.<br />

"Yo ho ho, what a great way to start the day, hic, hic!"<br />

He spun around, a drippy ice cube on his cheek, the one that<br />

was supposed to be on the mend.<br />

"Ouch, looks painful." Embarrassed, she came up to <strong>com</strong>fort<br />

him, thinking he must have slipped during his acrobatics upstairs.<br />

"Just go, please." He wrenched away from her.<br />

She hesitated.<br />

"Out, via!" he growled. She backed out of the room.<br />

At dinner he had the makings of a new shiner. Beatrice and Ula<br />

appeared not to notice, each in their own bubbles. He just stirred the<br />

vermicelli around in its broth.<br />

Ula stuffed rabbit food in her cheeks, counting each chew with<br />

her eyes shut.<br />

<strong>Over</strong>dressed in skinny orange and gold Versace, Beatrice<br />

jangled her bracelets and babbled away about Christmas.<br />

"We go to Rome for the holidays. There will be lights and<br />

pannetones, the shopping, oh, and Penny, the museums are the greatest<br />

in the world! The Borghese, Villa Giulia, Barberini, Doria Pamphili,<br />

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