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In Over Her Head by Elsie Russell - Parnasse.com

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third degree anyway.<br />

Like a flock of magpies, the inspectors stooped and stared,<br />

hypnotized <strong>by</strong> the embossed gold hairbrush, razor, gold handled badger<br />

shaving brush, and a tiny <strong>com</strong>b and brush set for whiskers or sideburns.<br />

Some of the slots in the velvet lined case were empty where he must<br />

have gotten rid of any sharp gold objects, or the customs people had<br />

confiscated them.<br />

Otherwise the guy packed as light as she did, with<br />

monogrammed white handkerchiefs on top a pile of silky undershirts<br />

and flimsy briefs in different colors. No, wait a sec, they were thongs.<br />

The guy actually wore thong underwear.<br />

The long narrow plane's tubularity was instantly oppressive in<br />

spite of the off white interior and the upscale department store aroma<br />

that wafted from the air recycling nozzles. Fully boarded, it seemed<br />

they were last passengers, as the steward ushered them to their seats.<br />

So, this was Concorde - worlds away from Penny's usual steerage with<br />

its screaming babies and clogged up toilets. Why hadn't he said<br />

anything? Probably to get that split second look on her face at the ticket<br />

counter.<br />

After stashing their bags in the slim overhead container,<br />

Alessandro gallantly offered her the window seat, then slid into the<br />

leather seat beside her with an exaggerated sigh, as if he were just<br />

another über-businessman <strong>com</strong>ing home after a hard day's wheelerdealering.<br />

On take-off, the plane shook wildly, then jerked them back into<br />

their seats in the moment before it punched the sound barrier and<br />

sailed up into the stratosphere. The mach numbers climbed on the<br />

readout, engine's roar got louder. Penny wished she could be capturing<br />

it all on her minidisc, but it was forbidden.<br />

A steward distributed a fancy snack-meal with individual salt<br />

and pepper grinders, a little pot of caviar and another of sour cream,<br />

fresh squeezed juice, and a rubbery pastry. Some people already had a<br />

glass of Scotch or bubbly next to their Wall Street Journals, real twenty<br />

four seven high rollers. Others were asleep under satin eye masks. A<br />

group of white haired Germans were chatting away in loud voices.<br />

Alessandro got himself a whiskey, asking Penny if she wanted<br />

something, as if she weren't just seventeen and it wasn't eight in the<br />

morning. She said no thanks, sipping her juice from the fluted crystal<br />

glass, and ripped open her package of plane goodies. First she pulled<br />

out a satin and fleece eye shade, mm, soft, but for a two hour ride?<br />

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