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In Over Her Head by Elsie Russell - Parnasse.com

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metal tower.<br />

"The Parachute Jump, kinda like Coney Island's Eiffel Tower."<br />

"It is surreal, the dark blocks of the projects against this<br />

architecture of fun."<br />

"The Ferris wheel and that obelisk from the rococo room, now<br />

that was surreal."<br />

He kicked the sand just as Ula caught up to them grasping her<br />

hat, and asked, "What are you guys talking about?"<br />

"Architecture and Surrealism."<br />

"Sandro's an idiot, he doesn't know anything about architecture<br />

or Surrealism, ask Dick."<br />

"Stop calling him an idiot, a fool, maybe. How do you put up<br />

with it?" Penny asked Sandro.<br />

"Oh, he loves it. Don't you darling?" Ula hooked her arm in his.<br />

"Funcullo," He muttered, shrugging her off and slapping out<br />

another cigarette. He lit it behind his cupped hand and strode off to the<br />

Boardwalk.<br />

At the Grillhouse, next to The Boardwalk Psychic, he got a<br />

beer. They turned into the pier at the Rust-Oleum hulk of the<br />

Parachute jump. He drank and smoked another cigarette as Ula panned<br />

the colorful pier crowd. She wanted to get it all in for posterity, because<br />

renovation, and the death of the weird and wonderful, was imminent,<br />

she said, pointing out the piles of cinder blocks, and surveyors' marks.<br />

Sandro tossed his empty beer bottle into the trash can and stalked off<br />

the boardwalk. Back on Surf Avenue he flagged down the first cab he<br />

found, a black gypsy cab from the bowels of Brooklyn with the words<br />

Black Pearl detailed across the doors in white paint.<br />

"Bet you don't know what the 'Black Pearl' is," Ula taunted<br />

once they were in.<br />

"Some immortal sister secret I missed?"<br />

The cab sped past Nathan's, over potholed road and blocks of<br />

derelict buildings hulks scattered with vagrants, stray dogs and<br />

windswept piles of food wrappers.<br />

"Hey Penny, you do know about the G-spot, at least."<br />

"I'm not an expert on gravitational physics, sorry. This about<br />

levitation?"<br />

Ula slowly shook her head."G-spot. G-spot."<br />

"Ok, that must be like the G-factor, Charles Spearman's mental<br />

aptitude test based on factor analysis for measuring core intelligence, I<br />

went through it myself a long time ago. It's all in Arthur Jensen's 1998<br />

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