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In Over Her Head by Elsie Russell - Parnasse.com

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CANAL STREET<br />

There was another customer in the store haggling with the kid<br />

when Penny walked in. She just wanted some CD's and other tech<br />

paraphernalia and this was the cheapest place around.<br />

"I give you four hundred!" The guy held up four stub<strong>by</strong> fingers.<br />

The kid at the counter laughed and scratched his head. He was<br />

probably younger than she was but ran the shop. The electronic<br />

bazaar's booths were individually run <strong>by</strong> three generations of a family,<br />

none of whom spoke English except for him.<br />

"Nah, nah, it go for eight hun'erd in specialty shop, this classic,<br />

very rare! I canno' go for four, waddaya, cuhrazy? Fi' fifty, finahh<br />

price!"<br />

The big bully chewed his gum and paced back and forth along<br />

the counter tapping the VCD case on the glass. On the cover was a<br />

faded photo of a naked guy in the throws of ecstasy with a fuzzy cut n'<br />

paste orgy background of more naked guys, all looking more or less like<br />

cover boy. Luckily just the top half of him showed, and the title,<br />

Gemini Blu, obstructed anything offensive at the bottom. Penny<br />

moved away from this sleaze ball and his homo art porn.<br />

"Be careful wi'dat, mistah. Sorry, miss. These?"<br />

He pulled down the package from the wall. "Dis latest one, just<br />

<strong>com</strong>e in from Sony, very best ear bud, wi' megabass, ten to twenty<br />

thousand frequency response, see? One thirty fi'nine-nine, special!"<br />

Flagging his meaty paw over Penny's head, the big oaf<br />

bellowed, "Four fifty, I give you four fifty!"<br />

She moved aside to examine the slick little package. Both sides<br />

were covered with Japanese hieroglyphs, with the articulated ear buds<br />

nestled in the center of the blister pack. There was no English<br />

anywhere, but on the back, over a cute cartoon character modeling the<br />

things, were two diagram windows, one precise and clinical, with a<br />

cross section of the ear canal snugly filled with a bud, and another,<br />

precise and mechanical, showing the plugs and sockets for which they<br />

were designated.<br />

<strong>In</strong> the street these days it seemed everyone had wires trailing<br />

out their ears, nodding to their own private frequency, or conversing<br />

with phantom friends. Penny had no friends, phantom or real but<br />

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