UAD November Digest 2021
The printed version of the Digest goes FAST! If you can't find one or don't live in our beautiful state of Maine, read our digital edition here! This is our November 2021 edition of the Digest! We hope you enjoy it as much as we love bringing it to you each month!! Our shout outs this month are for our Veterans: To our men and women in uniform, past, present, and future, God Bless you and THANK YOU! We wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving. Grab your copy of the Digest TODAY at nearly 1,000 locations in 19 area towns.
The printed version of the Digest goes FAST! If you can't find one or don't live in our beautiful state of Maine, read our digital edition here! This is our November 2021 edition of the Digest! We hope you enjoy it as much as we love bringing it to you each month!!
Our shout outs this month are for our Veterans: To our men and women in uniform, past, present, and future, God Bless you and THANK YOU! We wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving.
Grab your copy of the Digest TODAY at nearly 1,000 locations in 19 area towns.
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Uncle Andy’s Digest ...with
10
Goober
Celebration
Submitted by Jimbo
An ice cream store
employee is standing
behind the counter on
a typical day, when
the door bursts open
and in come four
exuberant goobers, all
from the Uncle Andy’s
Digest office (Jimbo,
Steve, Steph, & Ryan).
They come up to the
counter, order four
triple-scoop cones and
take their order over
and sit down at a large
table. Then they begin
chanting, “51 days, 51
days, 51 days!”
Finally, Steph, the third
goober, reveals a picture
she has under her
arm. She sets the picture
in the middle and
the table erupts. Up
jump the others, they
begin dancing around
the table, exchanging
high-fives, all the while
chanting “51 days, 51
days, 51 days!”
The store employee
can’t contain his curiosity
any longer, so he
walks over to the table.
There in the center is
a beautifully framed
child’s puzzle of the
Cookie Monster.
When the frenzy dies
down a little bit, the
employee asks one of
the goobers, “What’s
all the chanting and
celebration about?”
The goober who
brought in the picture
(continued on page 12)
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