UAD November Digest 2021

About two weeks into November, one turkey turns to his pal and says, “I have a feeling
something’s going down. The farmer just unfriended me on Facebook.”
Friend
Request
Submitted by Steve Simard
Presently, I am trying
to make friends outside
of Facebook while
applying the same
principles.
Therefore, every day I
go down on the street
and tell the passers-by
what I have eaten, how
I feel, what I did the
night before and what I
will do tomorrow night.
Then I give them pictures
of my family, my
dog, and me gardening
and spending time in
my pool.
I also listen to their
conversations and tell
them I love them. And
it works! I already have
three people following
me... two police officers
and a psychiatrist!
DID YOU
KNOW?
The Chapman House has private rooms available for residents,
aged 65 and older, that need assistance with bathing,
medications, and meals.
We provide a warm and
comfortable home for our residents
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Bonnie Iwans
Butterball answers more than 100,000 turkey-cooking questions via their
Butterball Turkey Hotline each November and December.
The first national
Thanksgiving was
declared by President
George Washington
and was celebrated on
November 26, 1789.
In his “Thanksgiving
Proclamation of 1789”
Washington defines
the day as a pious
time to thank God for,
amongst other things,
protecting Americans
and helping them
achieve independence.
Uncle Andy’s Digest
Nov. 2021 UncleAndys.com
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Jimbo
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