Uncle Andy's Digest - APRIL 2023
It's April, and the warm weather is on it's way. In the meantime, we've put together some funny stuff in the April 2023 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
It's April, and the warm weather is on it's way. In the meantime, we've put together some funny stuff in the April 2023 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
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Out ‘n About at<br />
Shuga Shak<br />
for Maple Syrup Sunday<br />
I wonder if the guy who coined the term, “One Hit Wonder”, came up with any<br />
other phrases.<br />
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Think Spring!<br />
Tiffany Tripp<br />
from Muddy Toes Pottery<br />
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I lost my voice today, I can’t tell you how annoying it is.<br />
Verna Coolidge<br />
Benefiting<br />
Dress Up<br />
Submitted by Pam Ashby<br />
A little girl was watching<br />
her parents dress<br />
for a party. She<br />
noticed that her father<br />
was putting on his<br />
tuxedo.<br />
“Daddy, you shouldn’t<br />
wear that suit.” the<br />
little girl said.<br />
“Why not?” he asked.<br />
“Because it always<br />
gives you a headache<br />
the next morning.”<br />
<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
14 April <strong>2023</strong><br />
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It turns out the answer to my problems wasn’t at the bottom of this pint of ice cream,<br />
but at least I tried.
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