Uncle Andy's Digest - APRIL 2023
It's April, and the warm weather is on it's way. In the meantime, we've put together some funny stuff in the April 2023 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
It's April, and the warm weather is on it's way. In the meantime, we've put together some funny stuff in the April 2023 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
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