Uncle Andy's Digest - APRIL 2023
It's April, and the warm weather is on it's way. In the meantime, we've put together some funny stuff in the April 2023 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
It's April, and the warm weather is on it's way. In the meantime, we've put together some funny stuff in the April 2023 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
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Perspective<br />
Submitted by Thomas Hill<br />
Timmy’s dad felt that<br />
Timmy had been<br />
spending too much<br />
time on video games<br />
lately. One night after<br />
dinner, the dad sat him<br />
down to talk about it.<br />
“You know, Timmy,<br />
when Abraham Lincoln<br />
was your age, he<br />
used to walk several<br />
miles to school just to<br />
get his education. He<br />
used to study books at<br />
night by the light of the<br />
fireplace.”<br />
“Oh yeah? Well when<br />
Abraham Lincoln was<br />
your age, he was<br />
president of the United<br />
States.”<br />
<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
6 April <strong>2023</strong><br />
Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not.
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