Uncle Andy's Digest - APRIL 2023
It's April, and the warm weather is on it's way. In the meantime, we've put together some funny stuff in the April 2023 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
It's April, and the warm weather is on it's way. In the meantime, we've put together some funny stuff in the April 2023 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
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WOMEN’S<br />
WORK<br />
Submitted by Steve Simard<br />
Hypochondria is the only disease I haven’t got.<br />
Betty’s husband, Jack,<br />
always claimed that<br />
housework was a<br />
woman’s job. But Jack<br />
was frustrated that<br />
Betty was always tired<br />
for the bedroom.<br />
One evening, Betty<br />
arrived home from<br />
work to find the<br />
children bathed, one<br />
load of laundry in the<br />
washer and another<br />
in the dryer. Dinner<br />
was on the stove, and<br />
the table set. She was<br />
astonished!<br />
It turns out that Darrell<br />
had read an article that<br />
said, “Wives who work<br />
full-time and had to do<br />
their own housework<br />
were too tired to have<br />
bedroom fun.” The<br />
night went very well.<br />
The next day, she told<br />
her office friends all<br />
about it. “We had a<br />
great dinner. Darrell<br />
even cleaned up the<br />
kitchen. He helped<br />
the kids do their<br />
homework, folded all<br />
the laundry and put it<br />
away.<br />
“I really enjoyed the<br />
evening,” beamed<br />
Betty to her coworkers.<br />
“But what about<br />
afterward?” asked her<br />
friends.<br />
“Oh that, Darrell<br />
was too tired,” Betty<br />
shrugged.<br />
<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
16 April <strong>2023</strong><br />
I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any.
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