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Living to 100<br />

By: Gayla Kalp / Life is Laughter<br />

Now that the Holiday Season is upon us, I am<br />

preparing for all the festivities. Especially the<br />

food!<br />

I look forward to the Thanksgiving and<br />

Christmas Day dinner feasts. I am so happy I wear those pants with the<br />

elastic waist!<br />

The best part are the leftovers. You can eat yourself into a coma for<br />

another three days.<br />

I don’t even need to mention all the parties with fabulous appetizers<br />

and booze. You can’t turn around in an office without your hand<br />

touching Holiday candy or delicious baked items. Yea, Holiday Season!<br />

Then I read an article, “World’s Blue Zones Present Lessons in<br />

Longevity.”<br />

It discussed the<br />

seven areas in<br />

the world where<br />

the population<br />

lives to over 100<br />

years old. I always<br />

thought that I<br />

would live into my<br />

90s because my<br />

relatives lived that<br />

long.<br />

The article<br />

said that genetics<br />

plays only 20%<br />

into the reason<br />

for a long life. The<br />

remaining 80% is from diet, exercise, having the right outlook and<br />

connecting.<br />

I’m screwed! Per the article, I should have died 20 years ago. I have<br />

no diet. My version of exercise is a “brisk sit.”<br />

My outlook on life is that when I wake up every day (if I am on the<br />

daylight side of the dirt) it’s a great day! I connect by playing card<br />

games with friends but it mainly causes me stress because they cheat!<br />

The Centenarians live on a diet of plant based proteins. They only<br />

have a small amount of meat. They also eat a diet rich in fruits,<br />

vegetables, whole grains, beans, nuts, seeds and tofu.<br />

I live on a diet of In & Out Burgers, Hostess cupcakes, Jersey Mikes,<br />

Martinis, Ice Cream Sandwiches, Pizza and Pop Tarts.<br />

Obviously my diet and exercise regimen are terrible! I want to live<br />

to be 100+.<br />

So, this Holiday Season, I am going to hit the salad bar, go to the gym<br />

and surround myself with fun people who don’t cheat! I’m still going to<br />

include an In & Out burger.<br />

After all, a burger has lettuce, tomatoes, pickles and very little meat.<br />

Yea, to the new me!<br />

Gayla is a speaker, author, psychologist and humorist. She also<br />

happens to be Ms. Sr. California, Nevada and Universe England.<br />

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