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16 iumori
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erT meqalTane poets hainem auwya:
_ dRes erTi qalbatoni mestumra,
erTaderTi qalbatoni, romelsac
Tqven ar icnobT.
_ romeli?
_ muza!
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germaniaSi mogzaurobisas erT-erT
gazeTSi hainem amoikiTxa cnoba misi
gardacvalebis Sesaxeb.
_ yvelaze metad iman gamabraza,
rom redaqtorma es informacia gaze-
Tis pirvel gverdze ar dabeWda, – ganacxada
aRSfoTebulma poetma.
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bankiri rotSildi rom gardaicvala,
hainem ixumra:
_ etyoba, daesizmra, TiTqos
Ratakebs asi franki dauriga da amis
javrma gadaiyolao.
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axalgazrda mweralma konan doils
sakuTari deteqtiuri romani miutana
Sesafaseblad. cotaxnis Semdeg avtors
xelnaweri daubrunda aseTi minaweriT:
`mSvenieri wignia! avtori ise
Rrmad SeiWra damnaSavis rolSi, rom
TviTonac sxvisi siuJetis miTvisebis
udidesi niWi gamoamJRavna~.
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xandazmul bernard Sous erTma
qalbatonma hkiTxa:
_ bodiSs gixdiT zedmeti cnobismoyvareobisaTvis,
batono Sou, magram
mainteresebs ramdeni wlisa brZandebiT?
_ es damokidebulia Tqvens ganzraxvaze,
– upasuxa mweralma.
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avadmyof Sous megobari estumra.
maspinZeli iwva da werda.
_ rogor werT mwoliare? –
gaukvirda stumars.
_ ra vqna, kargad rom gavxdebi da
wamovdgebi, werisTvis dro ar damr-
Ceba.
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cxare kamaTis dros erTma axalgazrda
poetma wamoiZaxa:
_ me Tavs davdeb, rom...
_ ukacravad, – Seawyvetina Soum, –
Cven mxolod Zvirfas nivTebs vRebulobT.
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erTxel Sous acnobes, rom deteqtiuri
romanebis avtori edgar uolesi
mxolod maSin wers, roca eweva.
_ eh, rom SeiZlebodes wevas gadavaCvioT!
_ amoioxra Soum.
literaturuli literaturuli gazeTi
gazeTi
gamodis saqarTvelos kulturisa da ZeglTa
dacvis saministros finansuri mxardaWeriT
literaturuli literaturuli gazeTi
gazeTi
mwerlebi icinian
`is, rac sasaciloa, ar SeiZleba saSiSi iyos~.
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saaTebis gamofenis daTvalierebis
Semdeg Sous hkiTxes, rogori STabeWdileba
moaxdines masze eqsponatebma.
_ samwuxarod, veraviTar progress
ver vxedav. Tanamedrove saaTebi
imave siCqariT muSaoben, rogorc Cemi
siymawvilis droindeli qronometrebi
muSaobdnen.
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avadmyof SousTan eqimi moiwvies:
_ samwuxarod, me saswaulmoqmedi
ara var da ver gagaaxalgazrdavebT, –
gulwrfelad ganucxada eqimma.
_ me gaaxalgazrdavebas arc vapireb,
me mxolod is minda, rom ar
davberde, – upasuxa mweralma.
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erT wveulebaze erTma stumarma
Sous hkiTxa:
_ Tqvena xarT is saxelganTqmuli
iumoristi? marTalia, rom mamaTqveni
TerZi iyo?
_ diax.
_ maSin Tqvenc ratom ar airCieT
mamis xeloba?
_ Zneli saTqmelia. albaT bedisweris
bralia, anda ubralo axirebaa. ai,
magaliTad, mamaTqveni, Tu ar vcdebi,
jentlmeni brZandeboda, ara?
_ ra Tqma unda.
_ maSin Tqven ratom ar daemsgavseT
mamaTqvens?!
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Sou Teatrs ewvia da pirveli moqmedebis
Semdeg saxlSi wamovida, radgan
ar surda dro amaod daekarga. meore
dRes Teatris direqtorisagan
gamogzavnili konverti miiRo. konvertSi
Svidi Silingi da werili ido:
`Rrmad pativcemulo bernard, Zalian
vwuxvar, rom bolomde ar daeswariT
speqtakls. gibrunebT meore moqmedebis
Tanxas~.
Soum Teatris direqtors maSinve
gaugzavna sapasuxo telegrama: `rodis
damibrunebT pirveli moqmedebis
Tanxas?~.
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_ taSi gaxlavT mavne Cveva, romelic
Teatris myudroebas arRvevs, – ambobda
Sou, – zogierTebi bunebrivad
amJRavneben TavianT keTil nebas ise,
rom araferi exarjebaT. danarCenebi
ki sxvebs baZaven. me, raki bileTi viyide,
amiT Sevafase da davafase artistebis
Semoqmedeba da amitom taSs
aRar vukrav.
volteri
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Sous TeatrSi daagvianda da sTxoves,
Cumad misuliyo Tavis loJasTan.
_ rogor, mayureblebs ukve sZinavT?
– ikiTxa Soum.
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axalgazrda Sou gamocdas abarebda.
profesorma veRar aitana misi xangrZlivi
dumili da gabrazda:
_ iciT, ymawvilo, gamocda igive
Teatria. Tqven msaxiobi brZandebiT da
me – mayurebeli.
_ geTanxmebiT, batono profesoro,
– daudastura Soum, – Tu SeiZleba
Cemi Tanakurseli jimi momiyvaneT.
_ jimis aq ra unda?
_ sufliori mWirdeba!
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erTma mweralma Sou sakuTari komediis
premieraze dapatiJa. rodesac
avtori da Sou erTad mividnen Teatr-
Si, kontroliorma Sou ar gaatara.
saqmeSi administracia Caeria da Sou
SeuSves.
stumarma yuradRebiT moismina
mTeli komedia, magram araviTari azri
ar gamouTqvams. rodesac farda daeSva,
gamovida darbazidan, monaxa kontroliori,
romelic ar uSvebda da
gadasca erTi funti sterlingi:
_ bodiSs gixdiT! axla davrwmundi,
rom Tqven Cemdami savsebiT samarTliani
ganzraxva gamoZravebdaT.
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Sous Zalian msuqani jentlmeni Sexvda
da, gamxdari mwerali rom dainaxa,
uTxra:
_ vinc Tqven SegxedavT, egoneba,
rom mTeli inglisi SimSilobs.
_ vinc Tqven SegxedavT, is ki ifiqrebs,
rom am SimSilis mizezi Tqven
brZandebiT.
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Sou reJisorebs piesis teqstis
Secvlaze da Semoklebaze arasodes
eTanxmeboda. londonis erT-erTma
Teatrma Sous komedia dadga. generaluri
repeticiis Semdeg Teatris
direqtorma avtors depeSa gaugzavna:
`neba gviboZeT, SevamokloT piesa,
winaaRmdeg SemTxvevaSi provinciuli
qalaqebidan Camosul mayureblebs
ukanasknel matarebelze agviandebaT~.
`Semoklebas gikrZalavT: SecvaleT
matareblebis ganrigi~, – ityobineboda
sapasuxo telegrama.
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rogorc cnobilia, Soum Tavis
droze uari Tqva nobelis premiaze.
roca mizezi hkiTxes, upasuxa:
_ nobelis premia gaxlavT maSveli
rgoli, romelsac gadaugdeben
xolme dasaxrCobad ganwiruls im momentSi,
rodesac man ukve miaRwia napirs.
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erT saqvelmoqmedo saRamoze Soum
sacekvaod gamoiwvia qalbatoni,
romelmac aRtaceba ver damala:
_ rogori Tavaziani brZandebiT,
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batono bernard, CemisTana umniSvnelo
pirovnebas rom ecekvebiT!
_ momiteveT, qalbatono! _ gaeRima
Sous, – es xom saqvelmoqmedo saRamoa?!
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erTma avtorma Sous usayvedura,
Cemi piesis kiTxvis dros CageZinaTo.
_ Zilic kritikis erT-erTi formaa,
– upasuxa Soum.
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gaseirnebisas Sous velosipedi
daejaxa. sabednierod, orivem mxolod
mciredi daJeJiloba miiRo da SeSinda.
rodesac Sewuxebulma da darcxvenilma
damnaSavem bodiSi mouxada, mxcovanma
dramaturgma igi SeaCera:
_ ar gagimarTlaT. cota meti energiuloba
rom gamogeCinaT, ukvdavebas
moipovebdiT, raki Cemi mkvleli
aRmoCndebodiT.
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wignismoyvarulebze saubrisas alfons
dodem ganacxada:
_ zogierT kerZo biblioTekas,
rogorc wamlis SuSas, aseTi iarliyi
unda miakra: `mxolod garegani moxmarebisaTvis~.
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_ rogoraa saqme? _ ikiTxa oskar
uaildma, rodesac Tavisi erTi piesis
dasrulebis Semdeg TeatrSi mivida.
_ SesaniSnavad, speqtaklma didi
warmatebiT Caiara, oRond, samwuxarod,
mayureblebma Seircxvines Tavi.
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erT-erT miRebaze mark tveni erT
qalbatons esaubreboda, karg xasiaTze
brZandeboda da Tanamosaubres mimarTa:
_ namdvilad momajadovebeli br-
ZandebiT.
keklucma qalbatonma upasuxa:
_ samwuxarod, ar SemiZlia msgavsi
komlimpentiT gadagixadoT madloba.
mwerals gaecina:
_ CemsaviT moiqeciT: momatyueT!
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taleirani mweral qals ana stals
earSiyeboda da imave dros erT qalbatonTan
gaaba romani. ana stalma gadawyvita,
gamoecada taleirani da
hkiTxa:
_ mainteresebs, orive rom vixrCobodeT,
romel maTgans gadagvarCendiT?
_ darwmunebuli var, Tqven Sesani-
Snavad curavT, _ Tavi daiZvrina taleiranma.
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