meteor showers, 135–36 meteor storm, 136 Milky Way, 75–76, 124, 216, 250 as ordinary galaxy, 144 Minerva, goddess, 177 Moon, 28, 29, 124 appearing squashed, 79 arcseconds across, 91–92 back-scatter <strong>and</strong>, 62–63 big (see Moon Illusion) color of, 44 craters on, 186 creationism, 191–92 dark side of, 31–33 as a giant clock, 60–61 gravity of, 129 Hubble images of, 231–35 in movies, 255–56 phases of (see phases of the moon) precession <strong>and</strong>, 54–55 recession rate, 191–92 sky on, 158–60 tides <strong>and</strong> (see tides) “Venus’ birth” in Jupiter <strong>and</strong>, 176, 177, 180–82 visibility of stars <strong>and</strong>, 106 visible during the day, 61 Moon Illusion, 77–86 atmospheric distortion <strong>and</strong>, 79–80 holding up a dime <strong>and</strong>, 85–86 horizon <strong>and</strong>, 77–78, 79, 82–84 perigee, apogee <strong>and</strong>, 78–79 Ponzo Illusion <strong>and</strong>, 81–85 psychology <strong>and</strong>, 80 shape of the sky <strong>and</strong>, 82–85 size constancy <strong>and</strong>, 81, 85 unknown cause, 80 upside-down view <strong>and</strong>, 80 Moon-l<strong>and</strong>ing “hoax,” 154–73 dust on the Moon’s surface, 163–65 movie depicting, 155–56 NASA “forgetfulness” <strong>and</strong>, 172–73 NASA photographs <strong>and</strong>, 156–57 INDEX 271 no stars in the astronauts’ photos <strong>and</strong>, 158–60 plausible scenario for, 155 Soviets <strong>and</strong>, 173 surviving the radiation of space <strong>and</strong>, 160–63 temperature of the lunar surface, 165–67 tricks of light <strong>and</strong> shadow, 167–72 Moorsfield Eye Hospital, 120 Morris, Dr. John, 189 movies, 1–3, 7, 139, 141, 155–56, 245–57 asteroids <strong>and</strong>, 247–48 banking <strong>and</strong>, 248–49 enjoyment of, 257 escaping Earth’s gravity <strong>and</strong>, 252–53 explosions <strong>and</strong>, 254–55 laser beams <strong>and</strong>, 249–50 moon phases <strong>and</strong>, 255–56 moving stars <strong>and</strong>, 253 sound <strong>and</strong>, 246–47 vastness of space <strong>and</strong>, 250–51, 253 Mozart, Wolfgang Amadeus, 89 M31 spiral galaxy, 250–51 mystery in life, 204, 205 Nanyuki, Kenya, 21–22, 24, 27 NASA, 5, 85, 140, 203 Hubble <strong>and</strong> (see Hubble Space Telescope [HST]) Moon-l<strong>and</strong>ing hoax (see Moonl<strong>and</strong>ing “hoax”) “NASA Caught in Yet Another Lie,” 234 neap tides, 71 Near Earth Asteroid Rendezvous, 140 near side of the Moon, 32 nebula, 247 Neptune, 183, 215 moons of, 196
272 INDEX neutrons, 34 in stars, 98 new moon, 58–59, 60 news media, 3, 19 Newton, Sir Isaac, 65–66, 224–25, 252 New York City Office of Consumer Affairs, 239 New Yorker magazine, 18 New York Times, 18 Next Generation Space Telescope, 226 Nineveh, 78 nitrogen, 41 Niven, Larry, 141 Nobel prize, 99 Noone, Richard, 130–31 north celestial pole (NCP), 112–15 north pole, 22–23, 112 North Star. See Polaris Nostradamus, 131 nuclear fusion, 98 nuclear weapons, 140 Nye, Bill, 5 Oberg, James, 156, 209 oceans, 39–40, 47 Ohio Washington University, 239, 240 “On the albedo of planets <strong>and</strong> their satellites,” 169–70 “On the Equations of Relative Motion of Systems of Bodies,” 22 open space, 148 orbiting objects, 68 Orion Nebula, 238, 247 Oschin Schmidt Telescope, 243 oscillators, 98 Overwhelmingly Large Telescope (OWL), 227 oxygen, 41 Palin, Michael, 22 Pallas, 215 Palomar Observatory, 226, 243 paralox, 208 Parise, Ron, 85, 160, 209 parsec, 30 passive believers, 154 PBS, 226 peristalsis, 15 Perkins Observatory, 239, 240 Perseid meteor shower, 136 Perseus, 118, 136 phases of the moon, 57–63 brightness <strong>and</strong>, 61–63 causes of, 59–60 first quarter, 59 full moon, 59 illustrated, 61 intermediate phase, 59 new moon, 58–59 third quarter, 59 “Philip Cary Plait” star, 242 illustrated, 243 photoelectric effect, 99 photons, 41–47 illustrated, 42 as minimum-energy packet, 99 physical relationships, 216 Piazzi, Giuseppe, 215 Pickwick Papers, The (Dickens), 104–105 Pink Floyd, 32–33 Plagemann, Stephen, 131 Planck, Max, 98–99 planets alignment of (see alignment of planets) twinkling of, 92 See also individual planets Pliny the Elder, 176 Pluto, 28, 29, 195, 215 orbit of, 127 Polaris, 52, 55, 111–15 astronomical name of, 114 brightness of, 111–12
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