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Falconer 99<br />

As the day of the cardinal’s arrival approached, even the lifers said<br />

they had never seen such excitement. Farragut was kept busy<br />

cutting dittos for order sheets, instructions and commands. Some<br />

of the orders seemed insane. For example: “It is mandatory that all<br />

units of inmates marching to and from the parade grounds will<br />

sing God Bless America.” Common sense killed this one. No one<br />

obeyed the order and no one tried to enforce it. Every day for ten<br />

days the entire population was marshaled out onto the gallows<br />

field, the ball park, and what had now become the parade grounds.<br />

They were made to practice standing at attention, even in the<br />

pouring rain. They remained excited, and there was a large<br />

element of seriousness in the excitement. When Chicken Number<br />

Two did a little hornpipe and sang: “Tomorrow’s the day they give<br />

cardinals away with a half a pound of cheese,” no one laughed, no<br />

one at all. Chicken Number Two was an asshole. On the day<br />

before his arrival, every man took a shower. The hot water ran out<br />

at around eleven in the morning and cellblock F didn’t get into the<br />

showers until after chow. Farragut was back in his cell, shining his<br />

shoes, when Jody returned.<br />

He heard the hooting and whistling and looked up to see Jody<br />

walking toward his cell. Jody had put on weight. He looked well.<br />

He walked toward Farragut with his nice, bouncy jock walk.<br />

Farragut much preferred this to the sinuous hustle Jody put on<br />

when he was hot and his pelvis seemed to grin like a pumpkin. The<br />

sinuous hustle had reminded Farragut of vines, and vines, he<br />

knew, had to be cultivated or they could harass and destroy stone<br />

towers, castles and cathedrals. Vines could pull down a basilica.<br />

Jody came into his cell and kissed him on the mouth. Only<br />

Chicken Number Two whistled. “Goodbye, sweetheart,” he said.<br />

“Goodbye,” said Farragut. His feelings were chaotic and he might<br />

have cried, but he might have cried at the death of a cat, a broken<br />

shoelace, a wild pitch. He could kiss Jody passionately, but not<br />

tenderly. Jody turned and walked away. Farragut had done<br />

nothing with Jody so exciting as to say goodbye. Among the

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