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Falconer 134<br />
Farragut washed himself carefully and vigorously with cold water<br />
and then smelled himself like a canine, sniffed his armpits and his<br />
crotch, but he couldn’t tell whether it was he or Bumpo who<br />
smelled. Walton was on duty, studying his texts. He was taking a<br />
night course in automobile salesmanship. He couldn’t pay too<br />
much attention to whether or not they talked. When Ransome<br />
asked to play cards with the Stone, he sprang him impatiently.<br />
“I’m studying for an exam. I’m studying for an exam. I know that<br />
none of youse knows what that means, but if I flunk this exam I<br />
got to take the whole year over again. This whole place is gone<br />
crazy. I can’t study at home. The baby’s sick and crying all the<br />
time. I come here early to study in the squad room, but the squad<br />
room is like an insane asylum. Now I come here looking for peace<br />
and quiet and it’s like the Tower of Babel. Play cards but shut up.”<br />
Farragut, taking advantage of this, began to shout at Bumpo.<br />
“Why the fuck don’t you wash your skin? I’ve washed myself, I’ve<br />
washed myself all over, but I can’t enjoy my clean smell because<br />
you smell like a waste can in the back alley behind some butcher<br />
store.”<br />
“Oh, I do, do I!” yelled Bumpo. “So that’s how you get your rocks<br />
off, sniffing cans outside butchers’.”<br />
“Shut up, shut up, shut up,” said Walton. “I got to study for this<br />
exam. You know what it’s like, Farragut. If I fail this exam I have<br />
to spend another year, another semester anyhow, sitting on my ass<br />
on a hard chair studying what I already knew but forgot. And my<br />
professor is a bitch. Talk if you have to, but talk softly.”<br />
“Oh, Bumpo, oh, Bumpo, dear Bumpo, darling Bumpo,” said<br />
Farragut softly, “what did the cashier say to the cash register?”<br />
“I’m a wrinkled grape,” said Bumpo.<br />
“Oh, darling Bumpo,” said Farragut softly. “I have a great favor to<br />
ask of you. The history of modern civilization depends upon your<br />
arriving at an intelligent decision. I have heard you speak fluently