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Falconer 167<br />
At a distant corner under a street light he saw another man. This<br />
could be an agent from the Department of Correction, he guessed,<br />
or given his luck so far, an agent from heaven. Above the stranger<br />
was a sign that said: BUS STOP. NO PARKING. The stranger<br />
smelled of whiskey and at his feet was a suitcase draped with<br />
clothes on hangers, an electric heater with a golden bowl shaped<br />
like the sun and a sky-blue motorcycle helmet. The stranger was<br />
utterly inconsequential, beginning with his lanky hair, his<br />
piecemeal face, his spare, piecemeal frame and his highly<br />
fermented breath. “Hi,” he said. “What you see here is a man who<br />
is been evicted. This ain’t everything I own in the world. I’m<br />
making my third trip. I’m moving in with my sister until I find<br />
another place. You can’t find nothing this late at night. I ain’t been<br />
evicted because of nonpayment of rent. Money I got. Money’s one<br />
thing I don’t have to worry about. I got plenty of money. I been<br />
evicted because I’m a human being, that’s why. I make noises like<br />
a human being, I close doors, I cough sometimes in the night, I<br />
have friends in now and then, sometimes I sing, sometimes I<br />
whistle, sometimes I do yoga, and because I’m human and make a<br />
little noise, a little human noise going up and down the stairs, I’m<br />
being evicted. I’m a disturber of the peace.”<br />
“That’s terrible,” said Farragut.<br />
“You hit the nail on the head,” said the stranger, “you hit the nail<br />
on the head. My landlady is one of those smelly old widows—<br />
they’re widows even when they got a husband drinking beer in the<br />
kitchen—one of those smelly old widows who can’t stand life in<br />
any form, fashion or flavor. I’m being evicted because I’m alive<br />
and healthy. This ain’t all I own, by a long shot. I took my TV over<br />
on the first trip. I got a beauty. It’s four years old, color, but when<br />
I had a little snow and asked the repairman to come in, he told me<br />
never, never turn this set in for a new one. They don’t make them<br />
like this anymore, he said. He got rid of the snow and all he<br />
charged me was two dollars. He said it was a pleasure to work on a