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Falconer 115<br />

“I don’t know the whole story,” Marshack said, “but this broad,<br />

this Spingarn, had a son who I think died in prison. Not in this<br />

country but in someplace like India or Japan. Maybe it was in<br />

some war. I don’t know. So she thinks about prisons a lot and she<br />

goes to some mark in the Department of Correction and she gives<br />

them this money so that you assholes can be photographed in full<br />

color standing beside a Christmas tree and then have these<br />

pictures mailed to your families if any of you got families, which I<br />

doubt. It’s a terrible waste of money.”<br />

“When did she make this arrangement?”<br />

“Oh, I don’t know. A long time ago. Years ago, maybe. Somebody<br />

just remembered about it this afternoon. It’s just something to<br />

keep you assholes busy. Next thing they’ll have needle-threading<br />

contests with cash prizes. Cash prizes for the boob who shits the<br />

biggest turd. Cash prizes for anything, just to keep you busy.”<br />

Marshack sat on the edge of the desk. Why, Farragut wondered,<br />

did he shave his skull? Nits? A shaved skull was associated in<br />

Farragut’s mind with Prussians, cruelty and executioners. Why<br />

should a prison guard aim at this? On the evidence of his shaved<br />

skull Farragut guessed that if Marshack were on the barricades at<br />

The Wall he would gun down a hundred men with no excitement<br />

and no remorse. The shaved skulls, Farragut thought, will always<br />

be with us. They are easily recognized but impossible to alter or<br />

cure. Farragut longed fleetingly for class structures and benighted<br />

hierarchies. They could exploit the shaved heads. Marshack was<br />

stupid. Stupidity was his greatest usefulness; his vocation. He was<br />

very useful. He was indispensable at greasing machinery and<br />

splicing BX cables and he would be a courageous and fierce<br />

mercenary in some border skirmish if someone more sophisticated<br />

gave the order to attack. There would be some universal goodness<br />

in the man—he would give you a match for your cigarette and<br />

save you a seat at the movies—but there was no universality to his<br />

lack of intelligence. Marshack might respond to the sovereignty of

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