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Falconer 102<br />

would he get cell lock or the hole or maybe seven more years for<br />

attempted escape. So far as he knew, he and the chaplain’s dude<br />

were the only ones in on the plot. Then Tiny called them to<br />

attention. “Now, I got to have your cooperation,” Tiny said. “It<br />

ain’t easy for any of us to have two thousand shit-heads out here<br />

together. The tower guards today is been replaced with crack shots<br />

and, as you know, they got the right to shoot any inmate they got<br />

suspicions about. We got crack shots today so they won’t be no<br />

spray firing. The leader of the Black Panthers has agreed not to<br />

give the salute. When the cardinal comes you stand at parade rest.<br />

Any of you ain’t been in the service, ask some friend what parade<br />

rest is. It’s like this. Twenty-five men has been picked to take the<br />

Holy Eucharist. The cardinal’s got lots of appointments and he’s<br />

going to be here only twenty minutes. First we hear from the<br />

warden and then the commissioner, who’s coming down from<br />

Albany. After this he gives out the diplomas, celebrates mass,<br />

blesses the rest of you assholes and takes off. I guess you can sit<br />

down if you want. You can sit down, but when you get the order<br />

for attention I want you all straight and neat and clean with your<br />

heads up. I want to be proud of you. If you have to piss, piss, but<br />

don’t piss where anybody’s going to be sitting.” Cheers for Tiny<br />

and then most of them pissed. There was, Farragut thought, some<br />

universality to a full bladder. For this length of time they perfectly<br />

understood one another. Then they sat down.<br />

Somebody was testing the public address system: “Testing, one,<br />

two, three. Testing, one, two, three.” The voice was loud and<br />

scratchy. Time passed. God’s advocate was punctual. At a quarter<br />

to twelve they got the command for attention. They shaped up<br />

nicely. The sound of the chopper could be heard then, bounding<br />

off the hills, loud at low altitudes, faintly, faintly in the deep river<br />

valley; soft and loud, hills and valleys, the noise evoked the<br />

contour of the terrain beyond the walls. The chopper, when it<br />

came into view, had no more grace than an airborne washing<br />

machine, but this didn’t matter at all. It lofted gently onto the

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