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Falconer 121<br />
only get into the shower once a week it’s very confusing. You get<br />
dizzy. You don’t know what’s going on. Oh, if I knew, sir, I’d tell<br />
you. If I’d known what was going on I would have hit him, I<br />
would have killed him. That’s the way I am. I’m very high-strung.”<br />
“He stole my Bible,” Chicken screamed, “he stole my limp leather<br />
copy of the Holy Bible. Look, look, the sonofabitch stole my Holy<br />
Bible.”<br />
Chicken was pointing at the Cuckold. The Cuckold was standing<br />
with his knees knocked together in a ludicrous parody of feminine<br />
shyness. “I don’t know what he’s talking about,” he said. “I ain’t<br />
stole nothing of his.” He made a broad gesture with his arms to<br />
demonstrate his empty-handedness. Chicken pushed him. The<br />
Bible fell from between his legs and hit the floor. Chicken grabbed<br />
the book. “My Bible, my Holy Bible, it was sent to me by my<br />
cousin Henry, the only member of my family I heard from in three<br />
years. You stole my Holy Bible. You are so low I wouldn’t want to<br />
spit on you.” Then he spat on the Cuckold. “I never heard, I never<br />
dreamed of anybody so low that he would steal from a man in<br />
prison a Holy Bible given to him by his loving cousin.”<br />
“I didn’t want your Goddamned Bible and you know it,” roared<br />
the Cuckold. He had much more volume to his voice than<br />
Chicken and pitched it at a lower register. “You never looked at<br />
your Bible. There was about an inch of dust on it. For years I<br />
heard you talking about how the last thing in the world you<br />
needed was a Bible. For years I’ve been hearing you bad-mouth<br />
your cousin Henry for sending you a Bible. Everybody in the block<br />
is tired of hearing you talk about Henry and the Bible. All I wanted<br />
was the leather to make wrist-watch straps. I wasn’t going to hurt<br />
the Bible. I was going to return the Bible to you without the<br />
leather was all. If you wanted to read the Bible instead of<br />
complaining about how it wasn’t a can of soup, you would have<br />
found the Bible just as readable when I returned it.”