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Falconer 105<br />

what we might compare—compare only, of course—to a miracle.<br />

These eight humble men have passed with honors a most difficult<br />

test that many well-known captains of industry have failed. Now, I<br />

know that you all have, unwillingly, sacrificed your right to vote<br />

upon coming here—a sacrifice that the governor intends to change<br />

—and should you, at some later date, find his name on a ballot<br />

I’m sure you will remember today.” He shot his cuff to check the<br />

time. “As I present these coveted diplomas, please refrain from<br />

applause until the presentation is completed. Frank Masullo,<br />

Herman Meany, Mike Thomas, Henry Phillips…” When the last<br />

of the diplomas had been presented, he lowered his voice in a truly<br />

moving shift from secular to spiritual matters and said, “His<br />

Eminence will now celebrate mass.” At exactly that moment Jody<br />

came out of the boiler room behind the bench, genuflected deeply<br />

at the cardinal’s back and took his place at the right of the altar,<br />

the consummate figure of a tardy acolyte who has just taken a piss.<br />

Adiutorium nostrum in Nomine Domini. The raptness of prayer<br />

enthralled Farragut as the raptness of love. Misereatur tui<br />

omnipotens Deus et dismissis pecatis tuis. Misereatur vestri<br />

omnipotens Deus et dismissis pecatis vestris perducat vos ad vitam<br />

aeternam. Indulgentiam, absolutionem, et remissionem<br />

pecatorum nostrorum tribuat nobis omnipotens et misericors<br />

Dominus. Deus tu conversus vivificabis nos. Ostende nobis,<br />

Domine misericordiam tuam. On it drummed to the Benedicat<br />

and the last Amen. Then he performed another large cross and<br />

returned to the helicopter, followed by his retinue, including Jody.<br />

The props kicked up a cloud of dust and the engine ascended.<br />

Someone put a recording of cathedral bells on the public address<br />

system and up they went to this glorious clamor. Oh, glory, glory,<br />

glory! The exaltation of the bells conquered the scratching of the<br />

needle and a slight warp in the record. The sound of the chopper<br />

and the bells filled heaven and earth. They all cheered and cheered<br />

and cheered and some of them cried. The sound of the bells

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