FOSSILS FLIP BOOK
Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band. To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand. Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home. Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life. Viagra snuff and Rock'n'Roll
Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band.
To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand.
Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home.
Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life.
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The dining room was full of chatter and clatter as the kitchen staff<br />
served the residents BBQ ribs and drinks. Although some struggled<br />
to gnaw through the pork with their false gnashers, it didn’t stop<br />
them from giving the meat a damn good sucking.<br />
Charles sat and surveyed the room and those who were to become<br />
be his new neighbours.<br />
“Charlie, meet Wayne,” said Steve as he sat back and a man leant<br />
over and shook his hand.<br />
Wayne appeared to be a Latino gentleman, with black curly hair and<br />
a boyish demeanour.<br />
“Hi Charlie, I’m Wayne Logan,” he said as he shook Charles’s<br />
hand.<br />
“It’s Charles, not Charlie,” said Charles.<br />
“What?” Wayne asked.<br />
“I said, it’s Charles not Charlie,” repeated Charles, louder.<br />
“What?” Wayne asked again and then said, “I still have all my own<br />
teeth.”<br />
Steve chuckled and said, “He is as deaf as a post, and dyes his hair<br />
black.”<br />
“What?” Wayne repeated as he turned up the volume on his<br />
hearing-aid.<br />
“‘Állo Charles," said the man to his left in a chirpy cockney accent.<br />
“I’m Elvin Stanley, but they call me ‘Chippers’”
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