FOSSILS FLIP BOOK
Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band. To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand. Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home. Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life. Viagra snuff and Rock'n'Roll
Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band.
To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand.
Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home.
Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life.
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cloth from Steve’s abdominal cavity that had been left there,<br />
festering from his back-street hernia operation.<br />
Steve recovered, but was left with an irritable and uncontrollable<br />
bowel, which gave him moments of embarrassment. It produced a<br />
pungent smelling gas, which would escape at the most inappropriate<br />
moments, usually when he was nervous or excited. He was eager to<br />
return to the Philippines, but after several long conversations with<br />
his exasperated daughter, who told him to grow up, he eventually<br />
heeded her advice, and decided to stay in England. Lucy and<br />
Bernard were successful in their respective fields and acquired a fair<br />
bit of prime property, which included a guesthouse in Cleethorpes.<br />
They developed this into Fossdyke residential home and told Steve<br />
that he could stay there for as long as he wanted.<br />
Steve almost finished his tale. Wayne and Elvin thought this time<br />
they got away lightly, as Steve hadn’t mentioned all his Filipina<br />
sexual encounters, like he usually did.<br />
Steve then told Charles that his roaming, carefree days, were over<br />
and he settled into his tranquil life in Fossdyke. However, he<br />
yearned to return to the Philippines and, although his wild days<br />
were behind him; when he’d first moved in, he occasionally<br />
thrashed out the odd rock tune on his beat-up old Fender, to annoy<br />
the other wrinklies and Mrs. Chew. He told Charles that his dreary<br />
life took a turn for the better when Elvin moved into the home.<br />
Elvin, seizing upon the moment to interject, said, “Yes, that was<br />
both memorable and amusing.” He chuckled.<br />
****<br />
Elvin was the eldest of the four, at seventy-five-years-old. He was a<br />
small solidly built man who remained fit and active throughout his<br />
life. He had resided in Fossdyke since his wife passed away. He
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