FOSSILS FLIP BOOK
Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band. To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand. Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home. Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life. Viagra snuff and Rock'n'Roll
Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band.
To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand.
Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home.
Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life.
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He took a slurp of beer and continued,<br />
"We did a quick sound check as Elvin fitted his little falsies, and we<br />
started to play. I was too engrossed in beating out a rhythm, so<br />
didn’t notice the bottle of hair dye slip out of my pocket, and lodge<br />
under the foot pedal of my bass drum. I stamped on the pedal and<br />
the top of the bottle popped off."<br />
"Yeah, and I saw a stream of black hair dye spurt over the creamcoloured,<br />
shag-pile carpet," interrupted Steve, still chortling, "and<br />
the worse thing is; old deaf boy didn't see it and carried on stomping<br />
on the pedal....You should have seen his face when he realised what<br />
happened and picked up the empty bottle."<br />
Elvin sniggered as he recalled he event, and remembered how Steve<br />
warned Wayne about Chewy, who would crush his knackers, unless<br />
he serviced her.<br />
"Well you made matters worse," announced Wayne.<br />
Steve looked embarrassed as Wayne continued.<br />
"Old ripey there started farting."<br />
"All the laughing was too much for my uncontrollable,<br />
dysfunctional bowel and it belched out foul smelling puffs of gas,"<br />
Explained Steve.<br />
"Foul smelling puffs of gas. That's a bloody understatement; It was<br />
like a rat crawled up your ass and died," said Wayne, now smiling.<br />
Charles was enjoying every moment of this light-hearted banter, as<br />
Wayne told him,
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