FOSSILS FLIP BOOK
Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band. To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand. Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home. Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life. Viagra snuff and Rock'n'Roll
Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band.
To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand.
Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home.
Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life.
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“What?" Elvin asked, surprised.<br />
“I will call you, Chippers,” said Steve, explaining, “I can name you<br />
after that bloody annoying chipmunk on T.V. Its name is Alvin,<br />
which is similar, and it’s supposed to be musical, so Chippers<br />
sounds good.”<br />
Elvin couldn’t figure out this amusing character, but liked him<br />
nonetheless. He was about to engage in more conversation, when a<br />
flustered Mrs. Chew rushed into the recreation room. She gave<br />
Steve a filthy look and pulled Elvin away, as if she was on a rescue<br />
mission. Mrs. Chew guided Elvin back to her office, apologised for<br />
Steve, and hoped that he hadn’t been put off the home. She assured<br />
him the other old residents were far more relaxed. Elvin’s meeting<br />
with Steve was quite to the contrary, and he immediately accepted<br />
the room in Fossdyke. Several days later, he and his old double bass<br />
moved in. Unbeknownst to Chewy and the residents, there would be<br />
hell over the next few months for the sedate residential home,<br />
especially when Wayne arrived.<br />
Steve and Elvin had seen Wayne's drum kit and his small Yamaha<br />
keyboard being stowed away into the recreation room store<br />
cupboard by the removal men. They had been strumming and<br />
plucking away together ever since Elvin moved in. They spent most<br />
of their days in the recreation room, but were becoming bored, as<br />
they lacked a rhythmic beat, so Wayne moving in was a godsend for<br />
them. The happy duo, were now a trio.<br />
****<br />
The four, now relaxed, ordered another round of drinks, and as they<br />
sat and drank, Elvin asked Charles,<br />
"I suppose you want to know what happened to my fingers and me<br />
little falsies and 'ow a cockney ended up in Cleeforpes.”
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