FOSSILS FLIP BOOK
Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band. To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand. Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home. Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life. Viagra snuff and Rock'n'Roll
Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band.
To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand.
Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home.
Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life.
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With several days still to go before their debut at the Wellow, they<br />
rehearsed all the songs in their routine. Now it was just a case of<br />
practice and more practice. They wanted an outside opinion, so<br />
Steve suggested Elvin and Charles ask their families to come along<br />
to make up an audience. Steve asked Lucy and her husband Bernard<br />
to come along to the home and listen, Lucy was astonished when<br />
Steve told her that they had a gig at the Wellow, and she readily<br />
accepted his invitation to be part of his trial audience. She had never<br />
heard her father perform, and from the reports that she’d previously<br />
heard from Mrs. Chew, was glad that she hadn’t. However, Steve<br />
was insistent that she came along, telling her that she was in for a<br />
big surprise.<br />
Lucy called Mrs. Chew, who eagerly informed her that the band<br />
was still just a noisy, raucous, bunch of old louts, whom the<br />
residents constantly complained about and still avoided the<br />
recreation room. Lucy decided to go along with Bernard to watch<br />
the band. She knew Mrs. Chew was still angry with her for allowing<br />
them to rehearse. She decided that this would be a good opportunity<br />
to appease Mrs. Chew, and gave her father the benefit of the doubt.<br />
She thought that if the band was as noisy and terrible as Mrs. Chew<br />
inferred, she would then have an excuse to stop them playing once<br />
and for all.<br />
Elvin knew his children always made excuses that they were too<br />
busy to come, they seldom visited. Usually if they did, the visits<br />
were always short. Charles also knew his children and<br />
grandchildren wouldn’t attend, so neither Elvin, nor Charles<br />
contacted their families to invite them, or told them about the bands<br />
existence, deciding to avoid embarrassment, for both them and their<br />
family members. Steve felt delighted that his daughter would be<br />
there, and he knew that she had a good sense of humour. After all,<br />
she had married boring Bernard, so he proudly announced,
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