FOSSILS FLIP BOOK
Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band. To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand. Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home. Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life. Viagra snuff and Rock'n'Roll
Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band.
To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand.
Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home.
Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life.
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-Track Three-<br />
Steve, Wayne, Elvin, and Charles sat around Charles' piano. Several<br />
other residents milled around, but knew they were relatively safe for<br />
now as their nemesis chatted.<br />
Wayne brought along his briefcase, producing sheet music. He went<br />
through it with Charles, who read the music to one song and started<br />
playing the tune as the others listened. Steve and Elvin were<br />
impressed, as was Charles, as he played the melancholy ballad,<br />
which Wayne entitled ‘Vulnerable.’ Charles finished playing and<br />
they looked at Wayne.<br />
“That sounded good mate,” said Steve. “Can I have a try at the<br />
vocals?”<br />
“Sure,” said Wayne, “be my guest,” and he produced a separate<br />
sheet of paper with the vocals scribbled on it.<br />
Charles played the song again and Steve sang. Halfway through,<br />
Charles stopped playing, much to the relief of Elvin and Wayne, as<br />
Steve was out of key. Unable to read music, Steve couldn't keep the<br />
tempo and his gruffly voice made the ballad sound terrible.<br />
“Sorry lads,” said Steve, “it’s a bit slow for me, but I can think of a<br />
guitar riff, which would go great with this song.”<br />
“What about the vocals?” Asked Elvin and added. “I can’t sing and<br />
Wayne can hardly hear, so we can't do them.”<br />
“How about you Nobby?” Steve asked.
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