FOSSILS FLIP BOOK
Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band. To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand. Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home. Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life. Viagra snuff and Rock'n'Roll
Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band.
To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand.
Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home.
Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life.
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“I know. Wayne and I use it occasionally to revamp the songs,<br />
while you're down the pub.”<br />
“So you can play it then?” Steve asked.<br />
“Yes,” said Charles and, becoming suspicious, asked, “Why?”<br />
Steve smiled and practised a rapid riff; he could feel the other three<br />
staring at him, so he stopped. Now that he had their attention, he<br />
said.<br />
“I spoke to Cosmo, the Gaffer at the Wellow last night. We're<br />
performing there.”<br />
He nonchalantly recommenced with his riff.<br />
“What?" Elvin asked, surprised.<br />
“Fossils are playing live at the Wellow a week on Friday.” Steve<br />
coolly announced.<br />
“Hang on Steven,” Charles said, taken aback. “Who mentioned<br />
anything about us being a performing band?”<br />
“Why not?” said Steve, and pointed out. “Why do we rehearse?<br />
Surely we all want to feel the enjoyment of a live performance?”<br />
The other three fell silent and glared at Steve.<br />
Wayne broke the silence.<br />
“I suppose he is right,” he paused, “it does make sense.”<br />
“We're too old and knackered to hump around gear at our age and<br />
too droopy to be sex symbols,” said Elvin, chortling.
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