FOSSILS FLIP BOOK
Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band. To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand. Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home. Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life. Viagra snuff and Rock'n'Roll
Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band.
To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand.
Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home.
Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life.
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ago, before I lost me fingers.” He again held up his hands displaying<br />
his falsies and proudly announced. “And fanks to these I still can.”<br />
Charles winced and hoped that Elvin wasn’t going to play again.<br />
****<br />
The four old musicians stood by the side of Charles’s piano and<br />
Steve said, “Well lads, we have one hour, so what shall we play?”<br />
“Perhaps Nobby could suggest somefing,” Elvin replied.<br />
Charles cringed. He looked at the eager trio and suggested. “I<br />
suppose our first step would be to find something that we can all<br />
play together. I don’t know any rock music and I don’t imagine any<br />
of you have any sheet music for me to follow, so maybe we start<br />
with the basics.”<br />
“Sheet music.” laughed Steve. "I don’t reckon that any of us can<br />
even read sheet music."<br />
“I can,” chipped in Elvin.<br />
“Me too,” added Wayne from behind his drum kit.<br />
Steve looked shocked, especially at Wayne, and not just because he<br />
had heard him, as Steve knew he was only selectively deaf. What<br />
shocked him was that though he had known Wayne for almost two<br />
years and knew he could beat out a good rhythm, he had never<br />
suspected that this old Canadian had any musical education. Wayne<br />
smiled and added,<br />
“I have also written a few songs, but I’ve never had anyone to sing<br />
or perform them with.”
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