FOSSILS FLIP BOOK
Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band. To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand. Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home. Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life. Viagra snuff and Rock'n'Roll
Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band.
To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand.
Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home.
Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life.
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“It was a fine old bush before it turned grey and wispy,” Charles<br />
joked, and stated that he once thought he saw Dr. Livingstone<br />
wandering around lost in there.<br />
They laughed, as the topic of conversation turned to the females of<br />
Fossdyke and their pubic hair, or the lack thereof. The four<br />
continued to laugh and joke on their way back to Fossdyke and their<br />
rooms. Charles again spoke to Mary before drifting off to sleep.<br />
Over the next few weeks, the Fossils rehearsed and played songs<br />
from Wayne’s repertoire. The music varied from ballads and soft<br />
rock, to up-tempo rock ’n’ roll and heavy rock. Charles and Wayne<br />
spent time alone as they jiggled the songs, incorporating or<br />
changing notes, lyrics, and melodies to suit the newly formed band.<br />
The finished product, with Charles’s voice and the other three<br />
harmonising, sounded different from any new or previously tried<br />
music; its closest classification would be classical, tenor-rock-blues.<br />
Their sound was unique.<br />
They practiced for long hours in the recreation room and were left<br />
alone, as their previous reputation kept the old residents scurrying<br />
out of the room, when Steve, Elvin, and Wayne went to set up. Mrs.<br />
Chew was still angry with Lucy Fossdyke's decision to allow them<br />
to rehearse again, fearing it to be still a noisy racket.<br />
The four, pleased and surprised, by the way they all came together<br />
so well under Charles tuition, started to figure out the next stage in<br />
the band’s development.<br />
They finished rehearsing ‘Life is Too Short to Be Sad,’ a melody<br />
written by Wayne with no title or lyrics. Charles had the title in his<br />
head from what Mary used to say. Between them, they expanded the<br />
tune. Wayne then adding lyrics based on the title. It was a fast<br />
tempo, catchy song with several parts, needing all four to sing in<br />
harmony. It also had a solo tenor crescendo in the chorus, sung by
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