FOSSILS FLIP BOOK
Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band. To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand. Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home. Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life. Viagra snuff and Rock'n'Roll
Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band.
To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand.
Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home.
Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life.
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"Chewy walked into the rec room. She saw the carpet and smelt the<br />
pungent air around old ripey. She thought we'd let of a stink-bomb<br />
and thrown paint over the shag pile."<br />
"She was livid," said Elvin "Stood there glaring, with 'er 'ands on 'er<br />
'ips."<br />
"She said it was as a wilful act of vandalism and went to call the<br />
boss.” He pointed at Steve. “His daughter," said Wayne.<br />
"And her crush on old deaf was over," chuckled Steve.<br />
"We felt like scolded schoolboys, when the furious doctor and Mrs.<br />
Chew came into the rec room and bollocked us. We tried<br />
unsuccessfully to scrub the black dye off the carpet, but only<br />
succeeded in spreading the stain around," said Elvin. "And they<br />
threatened to kick me and Wayne out."<br />
"They banned us from playing our music in the recreation room."<br />
Wayne told him.<br />
Steve chuckled and said,<br />
"But now that you're here Charley boy, I'm sure that I can persuade<br />
Lucy to let us start rehearsing again."<br />
****<br />
The four, now spannered, decided that it was time they headed<br />
home. They staggered the short distance back to Fossdyke.
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