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Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band. To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand. Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home. Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life. Viagra snuff and Rock'n'Roll

Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band.
To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand.
Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home.
Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life.
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Charles. It was a rocky, gravelly song with serious and thoughtprovoking<br />

lyrics. This was their favourite song from the repertoire.<br />

One evening, after they'd finished rehearsing, they packed away<br />

their instruments and were about to head along to the Pavilion for<br />

their evening libation, when Steve came up with a suggestion.<br />

“How about going to The Wellow for a change? They have live<br />

music on tonight.”<br />

“It’s too noisy in there,” said Wayne, much to the amusement of<br />

Steve.<br />

“Why do you care? You’re deaf!” shouted Steve.<br />

“Not all the time,” smirked Wayne.<br />

The four walked along the beach road and, after Steve badgered<br />

them to try the Wellow; they reluctantly agreed and headed for the<br />

pub.<br />

****<br />

The Wellow public house, situated close to the town’s small<br />

bowling alley, was only a short walk along the main beach road<br />

from Fossdyke. Although slightly smaller than the Pavilion, it<br />

attracted the younger crowd, making it a lot more raucous. The<br />

Wellow’s landlord, a middle–aged man named David Corrigan, was<br />

an unmarried, stocky individual, with a friendly disposition. He was<br />

more commonly known as Cosmo, because he resembled English<br />

comedian Benny Hill's character, Cosmo Smallpiece. Cosmo ran the<br />

successful brewery owned public house for 15 years and he was not<br />

adverse to the occasional dodgy deal. Although he prided himself<br />

on never actually breaking the law, some of his associates certainly<br />

bent it to a splinter point.

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