FOSSILS FLIP BOOK
Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band. To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand. Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home. Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life. Viagra snuff and Rock'n'Roll
Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band.
To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand.
Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home.
Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life.
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However, his three new friends didn’t appear impressed. Mabel, a<br />
sprightly eighty-two-year-old, started to sing ‘Lily of the<br />
Lamplight’ to herself and anyone who would listen.<br />
Steve then asked,<br />
“Do you know any rock ‘n’ roll?”<br />
Charles looked at the three.<br />
“No, sorry. I only know classical and opera.”<br />
Steve, Wayne, and Elvin looked disappointed and started to talk<br />
amongst themselves. Charles again tinkled on the piano keys and<br />
started to play a short Mozart piece, but stopped when Mabel<br />
interrupted him. She barraged him with requests, so he played<br />
‘White Cliffs of Dover’ with Mabel happily shrieking along.<br />
The three friends finished their discussion among themselves. Steve<br />
put his hand on Charles’s shoulder and, with a mischievous grin,<br />
and through Mabel’s toneless warbles said,<br />
“Don’t worry, Charlie boy, me and the lads still have high hopes for<br />
you.”<br />
Steve, Elvin, and Wayne went over to a room, unlocked the door,<br />
and went inside. Charles watched them, bemused, as he continued<br />
to try to match chords with Mabel’s screeching.<br />
The three emerged from the room several minutes later. First Steve,<br />
who carried a beaten up guitar and a small Marshall speaker/amp,<br />
then Elvin, who held a large double bass, along with a microphone<br />
stand and various wires, and finally Wayne, with a round black box<br />
that containing a snare drum and brass cymbals; part of his Mapex<br />
drum kit.
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