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Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band. To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand. Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home. Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life. Viagra snuff and Rock'n'Roll

Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band.
To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand.
Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home.
Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life.
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libation. They did a sound check and went back to Fossdyke for an<br />

afternoon nap.<br />

They nervously ate their evening meal and headed down to the<br />

Wellow. Dressed casually in well-creased summer slacks, with<br />

collars, ties, and V-neck pullovers, they strutted along the sea road,<br />

as if four elderly throw backs from Saturday Night Fever. They<br />

arrived at the pub and a small crowd of youngsters were already<br />

there. The four ordered drinks, went over and sat by the stage, close<br />

to their gear.<br />

The old musicians sat and watched as the bar started to fill with<br />

people, who came to watch the live music. At 7:55pm, the four took<br />

to the stage and their respective instruments and Cosmo went to the<br />

microphone. There was sporadic chortle from the audience, who had<br />

seen the old codgers sitting and drinking, and assumed they were<br />

just old relics who come to watch the live music; nobody imagined<br />

that THEY were the live music.<br />

“Ladies and gentleman, please put your hands together for the<br />

fabulous, Fossils,” announced Cosmo, introducing them. With<br />

butterflies in their stomachs and, ignoring the chattering and<br />

laughter coming from the young audience, they began playing.<br />

They kicked off the playlist with Eric Clapton’s ‘Layla’, deciding<br />

that their first song should be a well-known classic and give the<br />

crowd a familiar sound, although looking around at the ages of<br />

those present, Steve wondered whether half of them had ever even<br />

heard of Clapton. They probably thought his name sounded like a<br />

virulent form of a venereal disease.<br />

Steve felt nervous once they got on stage; it had been many years<br />

since he had played to an audience. He could hear laughter and jibes<br />

about their ages coming from the youngsters, so he avoided eye<br />

contact with the crowd until he started to play the opening riff. His

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