FOSSILS FLIP BOOK
Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band. To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand. Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home. Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life. Viagra snuff and Rock'n'Roll
Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band.
To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand.
Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home.
Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life.
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uncontrollable bowel reacted to his stage fright and conducted its<br />
own symphony in, ‘A’ Fucking Rancid, Major, and spurts of<br />
noxious, foul smelling, gaseous flares emitted from Steve’s rectal<br />
trumpet, which was wafted around the pubs event room by the on<br />
stage fan. Within seconds, the noxious odour filled the room and the<br />
crowd became engulfed in the disgusting smelling emission.<br />
“Some bastard’s letting off stink bombs,” said one of the fine,<br />
upstanding patrons of the establishment.<br />
“Fucking Yorkie bastards,” said another, pointing to a group of<br />
upstanding young individuals from the White Rose County, who<br />
started smashing bottles and throwing them at the other youths. The<br />
pub became a free for all, as fists, bottles, Yorkie's, and furniture<br />
hurtled around the room. Pandemonium broke out. Fossils stopped<br />
playing and the frightened old men stood behind their equipment,<br />
cowering. Steve apologised for his windy pops, and the others said<br />
they would forgive him, if they got out of the violence unscathed.<br />
The police arrived and cleared the pub, although most of the<br />
perpetrators had already scarpered. The four terrified old farts<br />
nervously made their way off the stage<br />
Cosmo apologised, blamed the fucking kids and their stink bombs.<br />
He gave the four a whisky and a pint of beer each, and cancelled the<br />
gig.<br />
With disappointment etched upon their faces, the four old men<br />
packed away their instruments. Wayne, Charles and Elvin threw<br />
Steve dirty looks, but they knew that he couldn’t control his bowels,<br />
although they couldn’t figure out why he'd been so nervous. He'd<br />
always made out that he was a rock ’n’ roll legend, who played to<br />
packed concert halls throughout the world.
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