FOSSILS FLIP BOOK
Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band. To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand. Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home. Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life. Viagra snuff and Rock'n'Roll
Fossils follows the hilarious adventures of four elderly musicians, who while residing in an old folks home in England, form a band called, Fossils. They are unwittingly propelled into the British spotlight by a young disc jockey, billed as a young vibrant band.
To escape the nations media attention until things can be resolved, the four old rockers flee to tour in the Philippines. After being found there by the media, they continue to evade the press by going to Cambodia, They are discovered shortly after arriving there by a nasty journalist, so they head to Thailand.
Meanwhile in England, the daughter of Steve, the bands leader, manages to convince the nation that the Fossils do not exist and it was a ploy by a record company. Unfortunately, prior to them being able to return home, one of the band members passes away, leaving the others to find their way home.
Fossils tells of the calamitous adventures in South East Asia by the four elderly musicians, as they discover a new, exciting and carefree way of life.
Viagra snuff and Rock'n'Roll
Create successful ePaper yourself
Turn your PDF publications into a flip-book with our unique Google optimized e-Paper software.
"This time it will be different. We are playing along with Charles’s<br />
classical shit.” said Steve and turned to Charles. “Play 'er some of<br />
your music Charlie boy.”<br />
Charles, dumbfounded, started to play.<br />
Mrs. Chew stood with her hands on her hips and listened to Charles<br />
play a melancholy tune. She knew Steve was manipulating her yet<br />
again, but he was the boss’s father, so she couldn’t say a great deal.<br />
She gave them a stern look and told them, “You have got one hour<br />
and then you must put everything away.” She turned and stormed<br />
out of the recreation room.<br />
“Good, Chewy’s pissed off, so now we can start.” Steve said. He<br />
tapped Charles on the shoulder and announced, “Okay Charlie boy,<br />
you can stop playing that crap and we can get down to playing some<br />
serious music.” With a smile, he growled, “Rock and Roll.”<br />
He started to play and Elvin and Wayne joined in with ‘Johnny 'B'<br />
Good.’ Steve sang and rocked away like a teenager. He shook and<br />
swayed in front of Charles, who silently sat at his piano, while Steve<br />
banged out his rendition of the rock’n’roll classic, Elvin had<br />
difficulty plucking his double bass, because he hadn't put on his<br />
‘little falsies,’ and Wayne thumped out a beat on his drums, which<br />
unfortunately wasn’t for the same song.<br />
Charles listened and thought he could feel his eardrums starting to<br />
bleed. This wasn’t music to his ears; it sounded more like cats being<br />
murdered, but being polite, he let them finish their rendition.<br />
“What do you think Charlie, could you add something to make any<br />
improvements?” Steve asked.<br />
A shotgun came into Charles’s mind. He looked at the smiling faces<br />
of the proud old wrinkled rockers, and recalled what Mary always
Change language